negative ion

Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.

Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!

by Poopoo Consumer May 1, 2023

Ion

Used by closet homos, it's code for "I offer nog/noggin" big means Head/blowjob, so next time someone uses ion it means they want to give you a blowjob

Jack: " I would but ion got the money right now"
Robert "ew that's gay"

by xx8416 October 5, 2023

Ion

Someone adorable ,handsome and kinda nerdy.
Always supportive a little shy at first but a lot funny guy,beautiful lips and eyes.
Can look cold but he is a sweet teddy bear after you get to know him .
Intelligent and a great knowledge of computers and technology,film obsessed and have also an artistic side.

i got a crush on a guy ,he is totally a Ion

by B.Cat November 21, 2021

Ion

Shorten for I don't

Ion want nothing to do with you.

by Xx_$2258 October 29, 2019

ion

A retarded word that was invented by Hitler

ion want to like it

by coat_hanger() December 18, 2020

ioN Flys

A Legendary Call of Duty Trickshotter in the CoD Team “ioN”

Holy shit, ioN Flys just hit a reload nac, adelia, titty nac across the map!

by Meightrix November 20, 2020

ION

A TV network infested with crime shows.

The schedule on ION is nothing but crime shows.

by ITK10 December 30, 2020