I don't even know what that means 

This phrase is tagged to the end of one's speech in order to reveal an innuendo or undertone. It is expressed with a wide-eyed expression and a tone of confusion. It is often synonymous with "That's what she said".

Unlike "That's what she said", it is proper for one to add this phrase to the end of his/her own speech, as well as for others to do the honor for him/her.

Scott: "This female's pelvis has been articulated... I don't even know what that means"

I don't even know what that means by Carriacou Archaeology 2008 September 27, 2008

I don't even know what hole to put my dick in 

A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:

-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes

"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."

"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"

"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."

I don't even know what hole to put my dick in by ybsubnairb December 10, 2009

i don't even know 

i don't even know

human 1:where is you're mom?

human:i don't even know

i don't even know by achoman/powdahoo/hrman February 11, 2022

I Don't Even Know 

This clever phrase was invented by the bright, young man, Chris Allen. He patented the phrase on July 15, 2007. The phrase, "I don't even know," is quite an unique expression. It can be used as a extreme adjective to describe the undescribable, or it can be used to express thoughts of confusion. It can also be used as a verbal space filler. This phrase will go down as one of the best phrases in all of phraseology history.

"Man, that girl is as ugly as... i don't even know."

"What's going on tonight, bro?"
"I don't even know, man."

((When in a conversation and an awkward silence comes up))
"Yeah, well, I dont even know."

I Don't Even Know by C.Allen February 23, 2008

I don't rightly know

Simply, I don't know. Used in answer to any question by someone who can't think of anything else to say. Used particularly by idiots from Australia, thinking it mocks Scotsmen in some way.

Andrew - Hi Rod, how are you today?
Rod - I don't rightly know.
Andrew, that's a shame, is it correct your an Australian idiot?
Rod - I don't rightly know

I don't rightly know by Scottish Linguist March 19, 2015

i really don't know 

something you say when you really do not know something

(typing random things on the urban dictionary)
Me: What should I type next?
Zesty Boy: I really don't know.

i really don't know by i am not bree September 30, 2023

I don't need to know 

Still a fat retard and, hey, why is my job letting the fat retard who literally got caught breaking the law keep he job and instead of firing him, reducing my hours again? I wonder what that is all about. Is it blatant and overt me-specific discrimination? Yes. Obviously. That big nosed bitch wants to deny me any leverage I would have to make her give me enough hours to accumulate any money... So she is letting the fact the a 19 went into my register and bought himself tobacco products even though he's underage slide to cut my hours.

Hym "It isn't that I don't need to know it's that I can use the consequences of what your are doing to people as evidence that you are wrong and then I don't have to murder your kids and let the therapist plants you've paid in advance to lie about brain infection sweep me under the rug. Then I can punish the people directly responsible and you would rather have the kids get murdered than that."

I don't need to know by Hym Iam December 29, 2024