I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more

so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately

Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

National I don't give a shit day

A holiday where there's no work or school, stay home and do whatever the fuck you want to do.

Let's celebrate National I don't give a shit day!

by Yeyeyeydychd May 20, 2021

I would use her shit for toothpaste

The ultimate expression of admiration or love for a girl who is so hot this is really the only fitting description.

Bro she is so hot I would use her shit for toothpaste.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Will Smith "I Am Legend" Type Shit

An area in which is no longer inhabited because some fucked up shit happened.

1. I played CoD4... I know what Chernobyl looks like! That's some Will Smith "I Am Legend" type shit

by Gprime8989 August 10, 2009

I fucked your mom shit lips

When Lightning McQueen fucked your mom and made her cheeks go clap.

Connor: I fucked your mom shit lips.
Greg: *cries but in big sad mood*

by Da real Lightning McQueen November 05, 2019

I eat more than I shit a lot.

In the song "One Way Out" by Niels Van Gogh the song lyric is "I knew more than I shouldn't lie." However, due to a mistranslation it sounds more like "I eat more than I shit a lot."
This is used to when your kill-death ratio is excellent in Call of Duty Online Multiplayer.

Dang Son! I got 32 kills and only 1 death! I eat more than I shit a lot.

by Rhimjob June 22, 2011

i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

by discombobulator! November 18, 2010