How do you rate?

An expression of envy at someone else's fortune.

Julie: I just got a check in the mail for $45 from some class action lawsuit I didn't even know I was part of.
Andrea: How do you rate?!

by Mortbane April 18, 2016

how-do-you-do

(Noun) a prudish way of saying penis, used by Dr. Elliot Reid due to her aversion to using proper terms for genitalia.

Never let a man put his dirty how-do-you-do into your bajingo!

by Dr. Reid February 28, 2008

How Do You Sleep?

A fucking brutal hate-song for Paul McCartney written by John Lennon.

"Oh, how do you sleep?
How do you sleep at night?"

by I'm trollin November 15, 2011

how much you buy

A term used by people of Slavic origin, speaking somewhat broken English to ask the price on an item

Ooh, new laptop, how much you buy.

by SpidgetMcfinnery December 20, 2017

How do you do

You like me and I like you

_Hey how do you do
-YOU LIKE ME AND I LIKE YOU

_ur cringe dude

by Diavo October 17, 2020

How do you sleep?

a phrase usually said when somebody does something awfully bad,yet they are fine wit´it.

Wren:how do you sleep?

Shelby:like a child

by JohnnyB.Emo July 20, 2021

How do you emergency?

An emergency can be as personal and small as a bad hair day or as big as trying to improvise during the shortages caused by the COVID-19 pandemic. It can be silly or serious. How do you emergency is a question that travels between the two to provide a sense of empathy and comedic relief.

Some examples of how one might emergency-
-whisper
-eat tacos
-sing in the shower
-dance wen there is no music
-become horizontal

-dress your best
-stretch your fingers
-pull your toes
-walk indoors
-walk outdoor
-take pictures of what you see
-make lists
-open to page 85
-make a diorama
-place stickers in obscure places
-procure dust bunnies
-write a poem about an orange
-clean up an ant spill

-manage microwaves
-exit the window to the rooftop
-pull the e-brake
-make magic out of wood sticks
-pull up grass blades
-clap your hands
-snap your fingers
-tap your toes

How do you emergency? These days I emergency by counting my chickens and collecting hail.

by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021