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hoverating

What you do when you do not want to sit on the toilet but absolutely need to use the toilet.
That place was so bod I was hoverating in the gas station restroom.
by mgbplt July 23, 2011
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The Hover

A truly remarkable feat of concentration and resonance, which has an effect of levitation a few feet above the attic, when 3 or more people join hands and produce the frequency that cannot be heard. A competent ground crew is recommended, particularly if one or more people in the group cannot be trusted to maintain absolute focus, in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds, to simply produce the specific frequency, and to conceal the position of the participants high above the attic, ideally in the lower stratosphere, if the harmonic resonance approaches the upper limits of sonic viability, without causing shockwaves.
The Hover would have worked , if Gahrsten VanVöchenstein listened to the experienced hovers, and stayed as part of the ground crew, so that Broccoli Rob would be unaware of the altitude we had achieved.
by ellsworthtoohey May 3, 2018
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Hunter Hover

When a rider causes a horse to canter to an 18inch jump with its head sideways
“Omg did you see Jessica doing the hunter hover in the cross rail division?!”
by Horzeluver56 May 28, 2022
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The hover maneuver

Circle the nipple twice with index finger and press in on the nipple
by The Weeb Scientist February 10, 2022
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Hover Floving

the acts of "liking" a large number of someone's photos, statuses, and posts on the social network, Facebook.
Hover floving is usually as performed by a mother who misses her daughter or a desperate ex-lover hoping to rekindle a romance. The number of likes is subjective, but less than 10 is looked down upon. More than 100 is legendary.

Hover floving is like stalking, but a good thing.
by Rachel's Mom September 12, 2013
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hovering

When the toilettseats at a public restroom are wet and you don't want to sit onto it, you just hover above it. If you are fat, this can get really exhausting after some time.
Under the influence of alcohol many girls loose their ability to hover properly, which increases the need of hovering for future users
When drunk Stacy tried hovering and failed, she fell down and got herself infected with some vaginal yeast
by Nickdolf May 24, 2017
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Hover Bomb

Basically, its when you shit in a bowl without your asscheeks making contact with the bowl because it looks dirty or its in a grimey spot, like the subway. You're ass must hover over the bowl to take said shit.
There was piss all over the seat so I had to drop a hover bomb.
by PureRaw December 9, 2011
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