by FootLongMillerMan April 07, 2018
The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.
by Axe wound diver February 02, 2025
Similar to an Alabama Hotpocket but for pregnant women.
Alabama Hotpocket: Defecating in a woman's vagina and eating her out.
Julian Hotpocket: Defecating in a pregnant woman's vagina and eating her out.
Alabama Hotpocket: Defecating in a woman's vagina and eating her out.
Julian Hotpocket: Defecating in a pregnant woman's vagina and eating her out.
by Phillip Kelly September 06, 2022
by Cold Soda January 17, 2021
The act of feeding your girl laxatives, corking her stinker and then stuffing an assortment of deli meats and cheeses inside her cunt before pounding her until she pops like a hot pocket in a microwave.
Brittany, I let Gavin give me a Muddy Hotpocket last night and now my box smells like thanksgiving at grams house.
by MissMonk April 19, 2021
When you insert a pepperoni stick into the anal cavity while accompanied by a mozzerella cheese stick in the vagina while the female is in her period and then wait 40 minutes or until melted.
by Wombatwoman October 20, 2019
Can we do a alabama hotpocket please?
by Alabamaboi November 10, 2019