Hoons

A girl with massive titties that make you very happy when you look at them

Mann, that girl got massive hoons!

by Brothdon January 15, 2020

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When you poo poo on someone so hard

Fin: “Just killed this Arab”
Lew:”Was it a hoon?”
Fin: “OF FOOKIN COURSE IT WAS A HOON BABY”

by Fin the chin September 13, 2020

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Anything worn by a person who can be described as a hoon.

Can be an article of clothing which is especially lame, queer, or associated with ricer, NHRA, NASCAR, or even extreme sports culture. Essentially refers to the clothing of groups one despises.

A person who is a genuine hoon can, simply by wearing something cool in a public way, redfine that article of clothing as "hoon skin".

EXAMPLE 1:

A: Did you see that Christmas sweater SLASH letterman jacket Justin Bieber was wearing on TV?

B: Yup, genuine hoon skin.

EXAMPLE 2:

A: The pant were cool, right?

B: Nope. Those are hoon skin now too.

by elmoloveftl November 23, 2011

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hoons

the phrase on when someone has done a rotton ass fart i mean that shit could flatten shernoble

guy 1: oops i just farted
guy 2: ah the hoons

by pussylickeruno May 18, 2023

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Hoons

The most talented drivers on the road, with the most coolest cars you’ll ever see, each one of them having the biggest pair of balls around, because they pull off the most awesome burnouts you’ll ever see, they will even put a smile on your face.

John-o: what’s goin’ on outside mate?
Dave-o: bunch of hoons mate!:D

by V8sforlife June 29, 2023

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