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Hodge

A person who loves a girl with a massive forehead, and has lots of acne and a buzz cut. A Hodge also annoys people about incorrect grammar.
Why are you such a Hodge?
by bbmHodge June 13, 2025
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Kei Hodg

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by Eddy Brek February 11, 2003
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Hodge

A slang word for a smelly ass broke kid who thinks he's the shit because he works a terrible minimum wage job at McDonalds. retarded ass egoist who has done strictly nothing but ego lift for two years and believes he has the physique of an IFBB PRO when in reality he has the physique of a newborn baby. He believes he gets bitches because he dragged a hideous physically challenged down syndrome victim for about two months. He gets quite ecstatic about simple social interaction, despite the fact that no one wants to touch his awful musty smelling wretched man eating ass with a ten foot pole. And believes that wearing the most non playable character non-freethinking sheep fitting in type jacket in the world is "drip" like nah bro you just look like every other non hygenic discord pedophile moderator he needs to shave that hairy slimy worm living on his upper lip bro thinks that shit will ever get him bitches he needs to re evaluate his entire thought process.
Oh that quiet kid christian (hes a hodge)? I heard he doesn't wear deodorant
by dictionaryMan42069 March 19, 2023
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Landon Hodges

A medium sized human that tends to lurk around corners. This being can be seen procrastinating all of their Social Studies assignments with their partner in crime. They are described as a medium sized male with dark-black hair.
Landon Hodges is a idiotic name for a human.
by Simbason June 14, 2023
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dillon hodges

A person that looks like a human thumb, resembles the Thump people from Spy Kids. My future husband.
by GucciGangDawson December 20, 2017
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Hostile Hodges

A being who masterfully walks the line between being really sarcastic and a disgruntled co-worker. May also suffer mild bi-polar spells.
Jen, it was very Hostile Hodges of you when you told me my singing was bad and that I should give up on life.
by thegoods24 July 13, 2010
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Hodging

Adjective: Butting in to a conversation you have nothing to do with, just to insert your own opinion, often preceded by stalking around those conversing in anticipation

When Hodging is done properly, It will always be preceeded by the word "Hodging" in order to inform the group that you are about to seriously piss them off
Man: What do you think of the weather today?
Woman: Its lovely don't you agree?
"Hodge": Hodging! This one time, I was drinking Bud Light, at a Saint Louis Cardinals game... and who do you think showed up but NELLY!
by The Real Zman May 26, 2012
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