The biggest piece of shit, garbage person you’ve ever seen. He/she can’t get a significant other on their own, so they have no problem coming on to their friends spouse or girlfriend, and will gladly steal them if he/she can. Couldn’t tell the truth to save them from an execution, and will steal anything from anyone, including his/her own parents. Just an overall scummy, lying, gap toothed shitpile of a person with nothing to offer anyone except bullshit and betrayal.
Jim: “Hey asshole! I thought we were friends?!? Kim told me you hit on her last night! What the Hell?”
Dan: “I was only friends with you to get to her anyway!”
Jim: “Wow! You’re a total JD Hodges, you prick!”
Dan: “I was only friends with you to get to her anyway!”
Jim: “Wow! You’re a total JD Hodges, you prick!”
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by BroSheisty February 22, 2022
Get the Hodged mug.Hodge is a name of a guy who is constantly capping, some might call him a compulsive liar.
He can't go one sentence or conversation without capping. He then becomes extremely defensive once you call him out for very obviously lying. He might be found in a scout group or Roblox military game.
He can't go one sentence or conversation without capping. He then becomes extremely defensive once you call him out for very obviously lying. He might be found in a scout group or Roblox military game.
Guy: Hey man how's it going?
Hodge: It's going great
Guy: what did you do this weekend?
Hodge: I went to The Democratic Republic Of The Congo
Guy : No you didn't
Hodge: YES I DID!!! ON MY MOTHER I DID!!!!
Hodge: It's going great
Guy: what did you do this weekend?
Hodge: I went to The Democratic Republic Of The Congo
Guy : No you didn't
Hodge: YES I DID!!! ON MY MOTHER I DID!!!!
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