Hindu Baptism

After fucking a chick on the rag, you coat your thumb in the blood on your dick, tap it to her forehead as she goes down to clean up the mess. Also called an AISLE 5 BAPTISM

I met this chick lastnight and she started her period while we were fucking. I gave her a Hindu Baptism to bless her before she "cleaned me up".

by GAOpticsGuru June 6, 2023

Hindu

A people where cows are worshipped and venerated, and hygiene and human etiquette is forbidden.

Todd: What the fuck? Why is that man smothering his face with cow shit?

Amanda: Shut the fuck up you racist, he’s a Hindu, respect their culture.

by TeaLovingRandian October 28, 2023

skibidi hindu

John pork with a massive shlong fucking yaz

skibidi hindu is so hot.

by skibidisigmaohiohein72354 February 9, 2025

Hindu

Someone who can't go a sentence without mentioning their hate for Muslims and that they support Israel.

Their hate for Muslims mainly stems from the fact that Muslims preach about cleanliness, but Hindus don't like to be clean so they hate Muslims.

Teacher - What is the powerhouse of the cell?
Hindu - The powerhouse of the cell is Israel, Israel is my god
Teacher - Incorrect, Israel has nothing to do with my question.
Hindu - It's because of the Muslims

by BennyBoy00 December 25, 2023

Hindu Restorationist

A secret sect of the Hindu religion. Every year they restore milk to the cows in an annual ritual occurring on January 10th.

“Hey Phil, why did that guy just buy 40 gallons of milk?” He’s a Hindu Restorationist, tomorrow is January 10th.

by Chiefsr January 9, 2021

Bloody Hindu

When having sex with an ovulating woman, pull your bloody dick out of her snatch and smack her between the eyes, leaving behind a red blotch like a Hindu.

I gave her the Bloody Hindu last night!

by Rickdawg21 July 31, 2014

.9.In Hindu mythology, Yama and Yami (also known as Yamuna) are twins, born to the sun god Surya and Saranyu (or Sanjna). They are considered to be the same age, as they were born at the same time.9.

.9.In Hindu mythology, Yama and Yami (also known as Yamuna) are twins, born to the sun god Surya and Saranyu (or Sanjna). They are considered to be the same age, as they were born at the same time.9.

.9.In Hindu mythology, Yama and Yami (also known as Yamuna) are twins, born to the sun god Surya and Saranyu (or Sanjna). They are considered to be the same age, as they were born at the same time.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 18, 2025