Hypothetical High Five

The act (or, indeed, thought) of giving a person a high five without any physical contact, as the two persons are usually across the room from each other and far too lazy to get off their asses. Often occurs after a minor success or simply to display ones awesomeness. The process will many times include nodding to further affirm their collective staggering amazingness.

Person No. 1: Hypothetical high five!

(Persons 1 and 2 think about this)

Persons No. 1 & 2: Nice!

by J Bernard December 31, 2007

Korean High Five

It's a slap in the private parts.

"Hector korean high fived my girlfriend in the vagina -- now she feels violated."

by I'll Burn You! April 28, 2009

High Fiving The Bacon

Slapping your hand down on a shaved vagina.

"During a TSA pat down, things got uncomfortable when the agent high fived my bacon." (Past tense of High Fiving The Bacon)

by YDoUAsk November 11, 2011

Backhand High Five

A high five using the back of the hand rather than the palm. Often considered the new fist bump.

Mark gave me a backhand high five and it was the coolest.

by Brad McCallister June 14, 2008

Punch High-Five

Pretending to "bump fists" and then opening your palm up at the last second to high-five eachother.

Person 1: I just won the lottery!

Person 2: Dude! That's awesome, punch high-five!

*High five*

Person 2: You're too slow, you punched my palm!

by Wellmanator March 7, 2009

high fiving a tree

to commit suicide or "hang self"

josh: My brother was high fiving a tree last week

Jeff: I'm so sorry to hear about that

by neiltheweedsmoker April 27, 2022

Florida high five

When one person gives another a high five, after having just wiped his sweaty balls with the same hand, unknown the the receiving person.

Dude, that high five Steve just gave you was a Florida high five. Nasty...

by RITguy July 9, 2010