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Technocratically Hedonistic Futurist

a literal metal & neon wearing maggot that should be despised by all walks of life

don't let the futuristic fascists, or the hedonistic libertarians corrupt society with their highly advanced cities made for the unknowing soon-to-be hedonist progressive.
Thomas M. : goddamn, that technocratically hedonistic futurist next door irks the shit out of me, what a little bitch.
Micah X. : you got that right.
From Commieville, to Conservatopia,, to hell with futurists.
by MartianSupremacist August 20, 2024
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Sovereign Hedonism

A stable, self-governed form of hedonism that avoids addiction, emotional swings, and self-sabotage. It’s about choosing pleasure deliberately without crashing, overindulging, or losing control. You enjoy life, but you don't overrun into acting like you are enjoying yourself as a cover story.
Use free-style Sovereign Hedonism immediately. Like we taught you, you retard... ...and stop being such a needy brain damaged rent boy, like you learned to be from your dad.
by The Kretin April 6, 2025
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"Short term" so "What happens WITHIN your lifespan (rather than outside of it)" Hedonistic which means "Your own desire forged by your own will or pleasure seeking" and Gratification means "Satisfaction of desire or pleasure seeking. It's a semanticly redundant phrase that Jordan likes to get paid to spout that literally translates to "Now pleasure pleasure"
Dr. JeepJorp "You're obsessed with your own short-term hedonistic gratification! If you weren't so evil and psychopathic you would be more concerned with my kids getting the things THEY desire during THEIR lifespans! THEIR short term hedonistic gratification! If I had to do it then EVERYONE should have to do it! I mean, not for their own kids because they might not ever have them but for MY kids! They have a responsibility TO ME to do that think I said!"

Hym "No. I don't. You're trying to harvest my organs."

JeepJorp "You, um, owe it to YOURSELF! Yes, um, yeah I invoke your own self interest as the reasom you need to be harvested by me for my kids!"

Hym "I thought I wasn't owed anything. The only thing I'm owed in life is the choice between consenting to the harvesting of my organs and not doing that?"

JeepJorp "Yeah, um... It's Jesus! Jesus is, um, he said a thing though... Right? Like, he said stuff and... He loved having his organs harvested! He forgave us for... You know... Not knowing stuff, right?"
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
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Short term hedonistic

If I have to live for my kids then EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TO LIVE FOR MY KIDS!
Dr. Jeepjorp "You can't do a short term hedonistic gratification because children!"

Hym "That's his entire bit. You can't do what you want because if he had to sacrifice is desires for his children... You should have to also do that for his children. His piece of shit retard of a wife's decision to fuck him give him dominion over past, present, and future now. We all have to do what this guy wants now or his kid isn't going to do what he wants later. Oooooor... I mean, it's a problem entirely generated by this guy having kids... So...."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2024
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Mr. Hendon

THE MOST ANNOYING HISTORY TEACHER EVER! His favorite word is "Begin"
Jackson: bro have you heard about Mr. Hendon?
Caleb: I hate that guy
by ✈️+🏢+🏢= 9/11 March 15, 2024
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