Glitter Herpes

Meaning 1: Finding glitter on ones self after wearing it many days prior.

Meaning 2: Finding glitter on yourself or someone else and neither of you wear glitter.

I have glitter herpes on my ear, what the hell, that rave was a week ago.
OMG I totally caught glitter herpes from that stripper.

by Divagoth December 21, 2010

Google Herpes

When you get a barrage of advertisements from a webpage you visited only once.

Man: I didn't know you were into apocalypse survival kits

Man 2: I'm not. I accidentally clicked that site and now I've got Google Herpes

by NightdesertHawkManguy March 9, 2014

Halo Herpes

When a player joins your game and you start doing bad. They are your Halo Herpes....

When Unknown joins my game I always start doing bad, He is my Halo Herpes.

by PretyPinkTurtle December 24, 2010

herpe jeebies

herpe jeebies- A feeling of repugnance and terror felt specifically when discovering a potential sexual partner has herpes.

I was making out with this fine ass hottie, and luckily I had to stop to use the facilities because I found her medicine in the cabinet......Herpe jeebies!! I bolted yo!!!

by meam1 May 11, 2006

Barbie herpes

Something bad or wrong or gross about someone seems perfect

Fred: I broke up with my girl friend after I found out about her Barbie herpes
John: what was it
Fred: she had braided pubic hair and she had been cheating on me

by The jelly man February 8, 2015

herpes train

The train linking the two herpes blackspots of Ireland; Dublin and Mayo.

"The herpes train was jammers on Friday."

"All aboard the Herpes train!"

by Cla January 1, 2008

Herpes Multiplex

A Viral infection contracted from the direct contact to mucus membrane of soiled movie theater seating.

Adam- "Yo man, did you hear that Alyssia got Herpes?"
Doug- "Herpes simplex x2?"
Adam- "Nah guy, she got Herpes Multiplex from the dirty seats at the movie theater when she saw Transformers II"
Doug- "Damn dude, I'l send her flowers"

by StreetBikeTakeover July 25, 2009