Hilbert

brain inflammation that swells the head causing desire to pinch the nipples

See he suffers from Hilbert's syndrome

by MoiaMan November 22, 2017

Herbert

Worst Family Guy character ever.

Herbert is going to be killed off in Season 7. HOORAY!!

by Alright Thazzit January 18, 2008

meriam herbert

An ugly transvestite who sits in the library by herself (although it could be a he) and read books like a nerd. She has no friends and no life and smells like a flyblown sheep.

Don't be a meriam herbert!

by Amanda hugandkiss November 25, 2004

Herbert

When a man sticks his fist in another man's ass.

-Man, i could really go for a herbert right now

-really? me too!

-awesome! i'll go get the gloves

by le gooch September 30, 2008

Herbert

When you have sex with someone and a little boy at the same time

A sex move like a felther which is something you can do with a Herbert cake Herbert pie

by Stancer October 10, 2008

Justin Herbert

Literally the most overrated QB in the nfl I seriously don’t understand why people think he’s good he’s literally the worst qb in the afc west the only reason people consider him good is because he had a an O line and mike Williams put him behind the jets he ain’t doing shit.

Justin Herbert is the most overrated QB in the league

by Fagagenosis November 24, 2021

herbert

a person that drives a silver car and drives 10 mph lower than the actual speed limit,they always get in front and slow down to the speed of a brick wall smeared with butter.

that herberts in the way!
what an old herbert!

by henroy and jam-es October 13, 2007