Hector Miranda

A fucking insane person who is really nice and always has a way to to turn even the most innocent things into something perverted.

grrrr, that was sooo a hector miranda!

by Hector Miranda December 23, 2004

Handsome Hector

1.A sex move in which the male partner achieves a orgasm on the female's hair. Ultimately giving her a Guido Hairstyle like that of Jersey Shore. The sperm serves as hair gel.
2.A latino thug that doesn't care about anything. He's sexy and constantly banging white chicks.

1. Come over here bitch, ima give you a nice Handsome Hector!
2. Have you seen Jessica's boy friend? He's one Handsome Hector!

by JessicaBimbo December 7, 2011

Hector Gambit

Incredibly op chess opening. Characterized by pawn to H4 and immediately moving your rook into play. Used by Mangus Carolson to win 100 game. bueno...

I just used hector gambit and wonnered

by zachthomp2 February 11, 2021

Hector Smells

I don't smell.
WTF are you guys talking about?
I do smell sexy.......and of videogames though!

I smell like a total gamer

by asses March 26, 2005

Hector Gonzalez

A mean ferocious man who is built to fuck the living shit out of wet pussy. He will destroy anything that gets in it's way even if it's one of his friends. Though he is a muscular man he has a soft heart in which he attracts all the females and falls into a mystical love boat where he gives them the orgasm of a life time. He stands in Northern California and hibernates in the Winter to avoid his penis from shriveling up in the cold, though in the Summer his penis falls down from his pants and testicles bulging out of his shorts.

Hector Gonzalez attacks the vagina with his mean cock until it bleeds.

by Fordguyy August 3, 2011

Hector Anus

heck-tore a-nuss
-Noun

An anus that has experienced more than a cock or two or three or four...at the same time. A "hector anus" is what happens after your asshole has been stretched by something the size of a basketball.

Patient: Doc, I can't tell if I am shitting or not! Poop just falls on the floor!
Doctor: Well, OMFG no wonder! Your asshole is the size of a hector! Your sphincter muscle has been damaged beyond repair! Prognosis not good, you have Hector Anus!

by beerpoots January 27, 2009

Hector Marin

A fat Mexican who is a benchwarmer in baseball and nicknamed SUPER TORTA

Alex: Man look at that torta over there.

Chris: Is that hector Marin

Alex: yeah, it is hector

by Alex Sandoval May 1, 2010