heaven

gods vagina

you smell like heaven

by sayshwaaaaa February 20, 2009

heavens

sum of money depending on who we are talking about it can be 100,1000,100,000,1,000,000
if it's your baby's mama it's $100, if it's dr. dre is a mil
the way you reach bliss on earth through the man made/illusionary way...as time proceeds the furthur we seem to be from it

yo how much you get for working?

Four heavens

by Ebenezer April 27, 2006

heaven

My university

So, how's life at Heaven?

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

heaven

A place for hippes and drug-users, a forever long purple world in all kinds of shapes. Opposite to Hell: A place for RnR fans, a place with a everlasting long electric guitar intro.

Hippes goes to heaven, RnR fans goes to hell.

Last to the devil is a moron!

by vermin October 22, 2003

heaven

Surprisingly, is a place that every single Narrow minded person on earth wanted to be in, mostly blonde teenagers.

Shelly: yaay I sooo want to be in heaven !! its like having a whole castle full of studs, like Gary !

Me: I don't wanna go to heaven, i'll spend the rest of my immortal life doing what ? Play chess for 50 billion years?
Fuck Shelly ! If God doesn't put me in hell, I'll find a way to get my ass in. At least i'll find my favorite Rock-Star there !

by MerWahn February 5, 2010

guy's heaven

beer, farts and boobs - not necessarily in that order.

There I was ... all slobbed out : sitting on my fat ass, drinking beer, blasting huge farts and watching scantily clad women walk by with all of their huge, pendulous cleavage hanging out. And I thought 'is this Iowa ?' (Field Of Dreams Homage). No, it's heaven. Guy's heaven.

by Virgin Suicides October 27, 2017

slices of heaven

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza 🍕 limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat

Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020