holding hands with sausage 

Euphemism for masturbation, especially when done in a secluded public place - for example a cinema seat.

'See that bloke over there? He's got his jacket over his lap, but it looks like he's holding hands with sausage.'
'Dirty git!'

holding hands with sausage by Uncle Whippity May 8, 2008

Holding a puppy 

When someone nefarious does something shamelessly obvious to improve their image.

Sarah Palin claims to have gay friends, pretty sure she is just holding a puppy on that one.

Stephen Harper's blue sweater, why not just wear a puppy? He's obviously holding one.

Why wasn't Kobe's wife literally holding a puppy at the 'i cheated didn't rape' press conference?

Eliot Spiltzer's wife at the press conference is the most insincere holding of a puppy ever.

Elin Nordegren refused to hold a puppy at Tiger Wood's press conference.

Holding a puppy by SousedBergin June 4, 2010

Lee Harding 

Yet *another* punk wannabe who looks like he's been attacked with a frickin' staple gun.
He produces crap songs (if you can call 'em that) with crap lyrics moaned along to stupid pop beats that do not even remotely resemble rock/punk/metal.

His claim to fame is his appearance on Australian Idol.

OMFG!!! Lee Harding is lyk sooo totally punk rawk!!!

Phhh.... whatever.

Lee Harding by x-Kaity Rose-x April 17, 2006

Holding your sausage hostage 

Roughing up the witness.
A date with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.
Washing the goose's neck.

Holding your sausage hostage by Anonymous September 27, 2003

holding out 

When you're starving in the desert and fatty's been hiding a twinkie's stash in his nap sack.

WTF dude, you've been holding out on us for two weeks!

holding out by The WORDS December 31, 2007

i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head 

Used to describe your non-involvment in anything that you are watching in person. Especially if what you are watching is not something someone should be doing.

Another way of saying "Don't ask me, I just work here" or "I'm just a by stander to this party"

Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.

i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head by WilliamTaylor January 5, 2008

Holding Hands in an IHOP 

When the man shoves his whole hand up a girls ass and shakes the ovaries like a hand shake.

The press reported this week that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were Holding Hands in an IHOP. Really Bieber...Really?

Holding Hands in an IHOP by Baldoni Bomber January 6, 2011