Jake Hanson

Starting PG for the 2021 Glendover Diamondbacks (Lexington, KY). Hanson finished the season with 43 fouls, 3 ejections, and ultimately led the Diamondbacks to an 0-11 Record!

Jake Hanson fouled out again! What a shock!

by tragicbronson32 December 31, 2021

Hanson

Hanson are ambitious, determined, materialistic and strong. They will keep going when others would've given up ten miles back. This makes them great partners in life, as well as friends or collaborators. Hanson tend to keep small circles, but are loyal and supportive of their friends and loved ones. Hanson overthinks alot but if you support him, he will be happy and treat you like a queen. When he start to fell in love with that girl, he will not give up and do anything to make that girl like her. He also hold grudges, are moody, and can act short-tempered. He have a hard time going through change, especially if it's something they've grown accustomed to. If you ever meet a guy like Hanson, please don't leave him, be friend with him. He is shy to interact with others, but once you start hanging out with him, he will be loud and crazy. Hanson is the best guy I have ever seen! He don't forget transgressions, but willing to forgive, especially if you have a long history together. Hanson naturally prefer being around small groups of people they know very well, so they make an effort to keep old relationships strong.

If you ever meet a guy like Hanson, go hang out with him.

by BestFriendsForever126 November 22, 2021

Bench Hanson

He is the most muscular of men. He has a very long ding dong and gets infinite women. He has ultimate rizz and is an all time athlete with the body of a greek. He is very active on New Year's Eve and he is very charismatic. All people should want a piece of him.

"Oh my goodness is that Bench Hanson, he's so chiseled"
"Holy Shit it's Bench Hanson"

by Ream Moore December 13, 2022

Lewis Hanson

Bodyguard of Usher

Enrique: Hey did you see Lewis Hanson, Usher's bodyguard?

by OldAlfie1234 December 13, 2010

Pauline Hanson

Not a real person, actually a an urban legend invented by Australians to frighten tourists.

Oh, you're going to Australia? Take your Pauline Hanson spray, and watch out for drop bears.

My mate Azza went to QLD once, we never saw him again. Pauline Hanson musta got him. RIP Azza

by Not A Crocodile April 17, 2025

Pat Hanson

Gam artist. Someone who makes up stories to bond with the boys

Pat Hanson is a serial gam artist. He just told me he got 78 runs in grade 6

by Hickerydickerydock September 12, 2022

Hanson

A guy with platinum hair, he forgets very easily and never keeps his words. Don't waste your time on these guys. They also have an addiction to porn. If you fall in love they will break your heart.

I don't want a Hanson in my life.

by strawberrysky123 August 24, 2022