hanukkwanzamis

What you would say when it's the holidays and you want to be politically correct and not offend any millennials.

Grandpa we don't say happy holidays anymore it's offensive. We say happy hanukkwanzamis

by Faqwhatuheard December 9, 2023

Hanneke

Hanneke is a girl with a bubbly personality and lots of energy, she'll seem shy at first, but that's just a façade, once you get to know her she's crazy in the best way possible. She has a huge heart and cares deeply about everyone and everything. Always down for an adventure while still worrying about respecting the rules, Hanneke is lots of fun! Everyone needs a Hanneke in their life!

- I heard the girl over there just got the highest mark
-That doesn't surprise me, it's Hanneke

by StarGirl121212 May 19, 2024

Hanukkah story

So, the Greeks took over Israel and they were like, "YO, COME JOIN OUR RELIGION!" and Judah and his group be like, "You can't make us," and they continued on their Jewish way. The problem is, the Greeks would NOT STOP FREAKIN PESTERING THEM, and Judah was like, "I can't anymore, whaddaya say we fight them!?" And the boys were like, "You know what's up!" The group (called the Maccabees🐝) fought the Greeks as hard as they could. The problem was, the Jews back home barely had enough oil to light the menorah (there were no lightbulbs back then), and they only had enough for one day, and so the Jews were like, "Screw it, we need that light!" and lit the menorah, but when they woke up the menorah was still lit, and they were like, "Huh, that's weird." And the next day the menorah was still lit, and the Jews were like, "Okay, what is happening?" This also happened on the third day, and then the Jews were like, "WTF!?" This continued until the eighth night, which was also when the Maccabees🐝 took back their freedom and their temple (which was also raped by the Greeks), and they were finally able to eat their latkes in peace.
Quote:

Person 1: "And that's the Hanukkah story."
Person 2: "Booorrrriiinnggg!"
*Person 1 whacks Person 2 with frying pan*
Person 1: "GET LATKE'D"

by US-IL December 25, 2024

Hannucuckirkwanzaa

Hannukah + Kirk + Cuck + Kwanzaa

Happy Hannucuckirkwanzaa, dude!
You can't say that, it's Hannucuckirkwanzaa
Do you celebrate Hannucuckirkwanzaa?

by hannucuckirkwanzaacelebrator December 27, 2025

Viljo Hannula

Viljo is very (big) sexy and he also likes boys. Viljo also is a god at CS:GO.

OMG IS THAT THE PROPLAYER SEXY BIG VILJO HANNULA???!!?!!!

by no info for u November 23, 2021

Happy Hanukkah

The art of a man taking of all his clothes and shoving a candle up his urethra.
After these two actions have been completed he will hold onto a ceilings chandelier then light the candle and start swinging around whilst shouting HAPPY HANUKKAH HAPPY HANUKKAH over and over again until the fire goes out or he falls.

Dad:Hey son what are you doing?
Son:HAPPY HANUKKAH HAPPY HANUKKAH!!!!
Dad: wow son Im so proud (a white tear slides down his leg)

by Yovanisgoyslop February 11, 2026

The Mandalorian’s Hanukkah

“The Mandalorian’s Hanukkah” is a sex act where a person dresses up as the Mandalorian and shoves nine dildos up another persons ass.

“Oh man I had a great night, I gave Jessica “The Mandalorian’s Hanukkah!”

by KevinJamesLuvr69 April 28, 2025