"How was your afternoon in the park?"
"It was fun. We played on the swings, fed the ducks, and watched a couple Bandstanding while we ate our sandwiches."
"It was fun. We played on the swings, fed the ducks, and watched a couple Bandstanding while we ate our sandwiches."
by Jobjxxx May 22, 2019
Get the Bandstanding mug.To talk about unrelated topics when part of a group, playing a game or engaged in an activity requiring the groups concentration.
We started playing Dungeons and Dragons later than we planned because we ended up 'hatstanding' for a couple of hours.
by StarSmythe April 18, 2020
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a keyboard smash that instantly makes you question. is there an actual land of hands or not? philosophical questions like those pop up when keyboard smashing ‘handland’
“oops! i texted handland by accident.. now that i think about it am i living in a simulation? what if i am! land of hands.. wonder if i can stay there”
by ereeii March 17, 2022
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Get the handyandy mug.A sexual act in which a male stands completely naked in the corner of a room while his companion attempts to jump onto his erect penis. Much in the same fashion as throwing a hat across a room onto a hatstand...but in this scenario the hat is either someone's vagina or anus.
Tim: "Why are you standing naked in the corner of your room with an erection Jason?"
Jason: "Because we're about to do an Albuquerque Hatstand. Sarah is just in the bathroom getting ready. Now could you get out of my bedroom please Tim?"
Jason: "Because we're about to do an Albuquerque Hatstand. Sarah is just in the bathroom getting ready. Now could you get out of my bedroom please Tim?"
by Volit August 28, 2014
Get the Albuquerque Hatstand mug.An ultra-rare, spine-risking sex position that only the truly unhinged attempt.
Involves one partner fully inverted in a headstand (no hands, no support—just neck, willpower, and sin), while the other mounts them upside down, grabbing ankles like handlebars and pile-driving with reckless abandon. Think Cirque du Soleil meets a back-alley basement dungeon.
Optional enhancements include:
– slapping, choking, biting
– spitting (upwards or downwards)
– screaming in three languages
– Turkish oil for “friction management” and cultural authenticity
Done right, someone ends up limping, someone else cries, and at least one neighbor calls the cops.
Done wrong? Chiropractor. Maybe a priest. Possibly both.
Involves one partner fully inverted in a headstand (no hands, no support—just neck, willpower, and sin), while the other mounts them upside down, grabbing ankles like handlebars and pile-driving with reckless abandon. Think Cirque du Soleil meets a back-alley basement dungeon.
Optional enhancements include:
– slapping, choking, biting
– spitting (upwards or downwards)
– screaming in three languages
– Turkish oil for “friction management” and cultural authenticity
Done right, someone ends up limping, someone else cries, and at least one neighbor calls the cops.
Done wrong? Chiropractor. Maybe a priest. Possibly both.
by XSP8 June 15, 2025
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