A Hancock nose is a person who is billyless tvless bedroomless Dogless and a massive nostril
- TDAWG MITCHELL
- TDAWG MITCHELL
by fakeallport08 December 11, 2023
A Hancock nose is a person who is boring , billy-less , dogless , jobless , works a shit job , has no tv and doesn’t even have there own bedroom
- Toni Mitchell 2K17
- Toni Mitchell 2K17
Boring Allport has a big fuck off Hancock nose
by Hancock nose December 11, 2023
To achieve vastly beyond one's abilities; seemingly without logical explanation.
Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care in the UK, who has managed to achieve high office without any discernible talent, an alleged long-term affair with someone way out of his league, and an ally in the Prime Minister despite being woefully unprepared for a pandemic that led to a tragically high mortality rate.
Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care in the UK, who has managed to achieve high office without any discernible talent, an alleged long-term affair with someone way out of his league, and an ally in the Prime Minister despite being woefully unprepared for a pandemic that led to a tragically high mortality rate.
"There's no chance I won't be arrested after committing all of these crimes. To get out of this, I need to pull a Hancock."
"I just got promoted three times in one day despite sexually harassing a colleague. I must have pulled a Hancock."
"The Government knighted me even though I'm being investigated for fraud. Is it because I'm a Tory donor or did I just pull a Hancock?"
"I just got promoted three times in one day despite sexually harassing a colleague. I must have pulled a Hancock."
"The Government knighted me even though I'm being investigated for fraud. Is it because I'm a Tory donor or did I just pull a Hancock?"
by BroJayDee June 26, 2021
Girl1: my boyfriend hasn't had sex for awhile and he has been in the bathroom more often
Girl2: mm gurl yo man is either a John Hancock or he cheaten On u
Girl2: mm gurl yo man is either a John Hancock or he cheaten On u
by C0mm0n s3ns3 July 23, 2018
Refers to where you sign your name to a document with disappearing ink, either because you don't want to actually be held to whatever contract/agreement that you've scribbled your signature on, or you fear that the person who's asking you to sign said document is merely trying to take advantage of you or trap you into something unreasonable/illegal, and so you're just trying to protect yourself from getting dragged into something you shouldn't be involved with.
I always insist that a contract-singer use a pen that I supply him with, so that I don't hafta worry about any Houdini Hancocks.
by QuacksO September 20, 2018
by andrew_tate September 21, 2023
A Katie Hancock is a very special, unique and genuine girl, she is strong, resilient, beautiful, happy and positive. To even look at a Katie Hancock you will strike you with happiness and joy. Whenever you hear her sing her voice lights up the room and melts the hearts of every surrounding person. She is so delightful and her beautifully bright eyes are similar to something out of a storybook and her long tassels of hair are similar to silk. Anyone who has the pleasure of meeting a Katie Hancock is the luckiest alive. She is someone unforgettable so make sure to grab hold and never let go to your friendship as the best times are yet to come!
by NamelyDefinitions November 16, 2018