Hamish

A Hamish is a loner that tries too hard to fit in Hamish likes to start trouble by telling people things that will create a war because it makes him feel powerful and popular. Hamish hasn't got much of an education but will insist he knows more about a certain subject even if the person he is bullshitting to is a professional in this act or area . Hamish is lazy and spiteful.. often remembered as a spoilt, spiteful ,cocky smartass.. Hamish believes that he has the brains and smarts to outwit/ and out think anyone, his loneliness causes him to steal inexpensive junk , getting caught then doing serious time for it

That kid got caught shoplifting , a very Hamish and stupid decision

by Karl gto September 19, 2020

Hamish

Sexy Beast, big dick, the best

hamish fucked me hard last night and the 6 other ladies

by sexiestbakaruffruff June 22, 2022

Hamish

A person who is sexually attracted to dogs.

Look at what Hamish is doing to the dogs!

by Quandale Dingle I August 20, 2022

Hamish

What to pay inorder not to get killed, in the hood.

Young Thug should of paid Hamish to Lil Durk and not Kanye West.

by Doctor Tha Truth September 2, 2022

Hamish

intelligent

You are Hamish

by BrodieHeroGamer November 1, 2022

hamish

has a 22 incher for life and can suck his own cock he is ripped AF and gets all the girls

oh hamish come and blow my brains out daddy

by hamish69sucks-his-own-cock May 3, 2022

Hamish

Dont fuck with this guy, or he'll zap yo ass with a cow prodder

Me: Watch out!
Them: Why
Me: Its Hamish!
Them: He aint scary
Me: Not if i hid away in a van just to get my ass zapped with a cow prodder!

by anonymous May 11, 2022