Hamish

A Hamish is a loner that tries too hard to fit in Hamish likes to start trouble by telling people things that will create a war because it makes him feel powerful and popular. Hamish hasn't got much of an education but will insist he knows more about a certain subject even if the person he is bullshitting to is a professional in this act or area . Hamish is lazy and spiteful.. often remembered as a spoilt, spiteful ,cocky smartass.. Hamish believes that he has the brains and smarts to outwit/ and out think anyone, his loneliness causes him to steal inexpensive junk , getting caught then doing serious time for it
That kid got caught shoplifting , a very Hamish and stupid decision
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Normally used to refer to someone with a tiny mouth.
Wow look at the Hamish on that!
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An ugly as beech neega with no life
Jack: Damn bruh Hamish ain’t got no friends.

John: FACTS!!
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A guy with a faaat ock
Natasha: have u met a Hamish
Wanda: oh ye he has a huge cock that i like sucking on
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Hamish is a loving guy with a huge horse- like statue in his back garden. He is also hung like a horse.
OMG have you seen hamish?

Yes his cock is massive!
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anyone called by this name is not respected by their parents and therefore disrespects all those around them.

particularly girls, who they use and abuse but can’t be without.
“that guy is never single but all his relationships are shit!”
ohh yeah, another hamish”
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hamish fucked me hard last night and the 6 other ladies
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