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Harvard Horseshit

Official corporate spin that tries to take a really bad situation and make it sound positive.
Harvard, after losing about 30% of their endowment value:

"In navigating the past year's storm, we developed greater financial flexibility, strengthened our investment team, sharpened our focus and positioned both HMC and the endowment to be robust, steady and, importantly, poised to benefit from growth in the world's economies,"

Jim: that is a pile of harvard horseshit.
by waytogo September 22, 2009
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Halvor

Halvor is a Norwegian word for gentlemen. Halvor is a lady magnet because he is so nice, snart and strong. He has a sexy body and he is good at sports.
-OMG, he is such a Halvor.
by Terakota October 11, 2018
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Harvard Of The South

Vanderbilt University, possibly the greatest place on Earth. Amazingly hot pussy and definatly the place to go if you want to be drunk for four years and still do something with your life after you graduate.
by Bowl Cuts Forever August 15, 2008
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Harvard of the west coast

The Claremont Colleges

Seven prestigious colleges located in Claremont, California. Consists of 5 undergraduate and 2 graduate schools. The institutions are highly selective and are consistently ranked among the nation's best colleges in US News and World Report as well as in many other college guides.

Located in the city of Claremont, which is known as The City of Trees and PhDs. The Claremont Colleges are often referred to as Harvard of the West Coast primarily because the city is dominated by people with advanced degrees, doctorates etc. It is a place with a lot of old money, inherited wealth, and blue blood.

The undergraduate colleges include Claremont McKenna, Pitzer, Harvey Mudd, Pomona College and Scripps.

The two graduate colleges include Claremont Graduate University and Keck Graduate Institute.

The Claremont College campuses are adjoining and within walking distance of one another. Put together, the campuses cover roughly one square mile.
The purpose of the consortium is to provide the specialization, flexibility and personal attention commonly found in a small college, with the resources of a large university. Their compartmentalized collegiate university design was inspired by the University of Oxford.
I'm smarter than you. I go to Harvard of the west coast. Aka the Claremont Colleges.
by danzigford March 29, 2011
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Harvard on the Bayou

Nicholls State University in Thibodeaux, Louisiana.
I bought me a "Harvard on the Bayou" sweatshirt at the Nicholls bookstore.
by Evangeline Downes April 18, 2008
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harvard

1) An elitist university where one would go to waste "$150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late fees at the public library."

2) The home of athletes who make others feel better about themselves and look especially talented.
"I just wasted 150,000 dollars last weekend in Vegas!"
"That sucks, but I went to Harvard and it took me four years."

or

Harvard just played hockey against Cornell.
by D H July 30, 2008
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Harvard

University for the brilliant and beautiful. Old school sexy. See Weezer, Natalie Portman, and the shiznit.
I could teach you but I have to charge
Damn right it's better than yours
And they're like, it's better than yours
Harvard brings all the boys to the Yard
by Mira Sorvino April 19, 2006
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