big honking

some thing or someone that makes an elephant seem small

befor Kirstie lost waight she was big honking

by jessica H September 8, 2006

honking

The sudden overwhelming stench of a recently (usually warm and squeaky) dropped fart that is so potent it can peel paint off the wall and even make the receivers nose fall off. These farts have also been known to have a blast radius of twenty feet and last a good ten minutes after detonation.

Man, your arse is absolutely honking

by Cal Landor November 12, 2008

honking

How you let everyone around you know that you are driving a motor vehicle in NYC.

Every car in NYC: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!!!!
Me: Yes we get it you're in car in NYC, now SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP HONKING FOR NO REASON.

by Foodinator August 20, 2013

Honkin'

(verb) The act of saying something whack, lying, running ones mouth, or being whack in general. Almost always in reference to verbal or written expression.

Girl 1: Girlfriend my man just bought me some new diamond-studded Chanel sunglasses!

Girl 2: Girl, those are rhinestones and that's a knockoff from some street vendor, he's just honkin'!

by wombatsoup May 25, 2010

Honking The Weasel

A slang term for masturbation.

Renato was honking the weasel all night long.
Justine's father caught her honking the weasel to pictures of DJ.

by Robert El Paso September 3, 2009

honkies

a acceptable term for a group white people, specially for description purposes e.g. reporting to the police

look they were honkies , you know pig looking officer

by mydonky January 20, 2007

Honking

incessantly insisting about a task, desire, or problem at hand

Greg: "Bru Bru Bru Bru Bru... Can you hit a bulls-eye so we can go to Taco Bell already?"
Bru: "Dude stop honking at me, I'll do it when I want"

by SpiritoftheGame January 26, 2015