U-Haul Feminist

A strong, independent woman who can do everything herself, until it is time to rent a U-Haul (or move furniture, shovel snow, make repairs, or any other type of demanding physical labor)

Friend 1: She really is doing it all on her own and invited me over for the party. But she also asked me to come early to shovel my driveway so people could park there.

Friend 2: Fucking, U-Haul feminists

by Hank Panther May 31, 2023

Rod Haul

When your friend and you are expressive, "👺" .

"Yo I'm at the beach a brother told me I'm fried, no its you!👺"

"Why would he lieeee??? 👺👺 jokes free he's the fried type guy 👺 it's never you."

That would be a Rod Haul.

by Chaffeyinabrook April 9, 2024

Y'all Haul

Replaces "U-Haul" in the South.

We are moving next week I'd better reserve a truck from Y'all Haul.

by Spinroyd October 27, 2013

Mexican U-Haul

verb:// Filling all usable space in an object.

Evan's mom, at the bingo hall next to Taco Shack, hooked up with Carlos and Juan. They went went back the rent by the hour hotel and had Mexican U-Haul with all of Juans' friends.....2 in the front, 15 in the rear.

by Crypto Jesus October 5, 2021

Haul

What I call cigarettes.

Dude 1: Hey, do you like cigarettes'?
Dude 2: Yes, I call them "haul"

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian December 31, 2024

Glory Haul

the vary last haul given to a joint before its roached where you toke till you choke.

"yo this joints burnin my fingers im givin it a glory haul then roachin it."

by cronicblunt420 August 4, 2009

Keel Hauling

When having sex, you pull out your penis and drag it across their butt and/or vagina

Right before I came I started keel hauling

by TiddyBandit October 24, 2022