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Hamish

A sad little man with an attractive mother who is moving to Birmingham to get away from it all and become a ‘better version of himself’
That was so pathetic it was comparable to Hamish
by The 1 who knocks August 18, 2024
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Hamish

A Hamish is a loner that tries too hard to fit in Hamish likes to start trouble by telling people things that will create a war because it makes him feel powerful and popular. Hamish hasn't got much of an education but will insist he knows more about a certain subject even if the person he is bullshitting to is a professional in this act or area . Hamish is lazy and spiteful.. often remembered as a spoilt, spiteful ,cocky smartass.. Hamish believes that he has the brains and smarts to outwit/ and out think anyone, his loneliness causes him to steal inexpensive junk , getting caught then doing serious time for it
That kid got caught shoplifting , a very Hamish and stupid decision
by Karl gto September 19, 2020
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Hamish McNaught

by rr3dz December 1, 2021
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hamish

has a 22 incher for life and can suck his own cock he is ripped AF and gets all the girls
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Hamish

An ugly as beech neega with no life
Jack: Damn bruh Hamish ain’t got no friends.

John: FACTS!!
by Yours trulyyyyyy, June 24, 2019
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hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs
Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey
by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025
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Hamish

When an elephant rolls in a lot of dirt and turns orange
Wow have you seen that elephant? What a hamish!!
by Winnieeee June 9, 2018
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