The German Stienburg

One of the most complex and vile sexual acts to be performed... It requires strength, focus and tremendous commitment.

The German Stienburg starts with a man anally plundering a female that is bent over while he is simultaneously holding a tractor tire over his head and using it to do shoulder presses (as in a strongman competition). While pressing the tire and banging the girl he screams out "shiza" every time he makes a press.

After the man makes coitus, he drops the tractor tire on back of the female's head...rendering her unconcious. Finally he lifts up her naked body and proceeds to bench press her... all the while counting his repetitions in a loud, harsh, commanding, German accent. (If you can count in German that is ideal... but if not the accent will suffice).

"Dude, I have to stop by the farm later and borrow a tractor tire, my girlfriend is finally going to let me give her The German Stienburg."

by crazydoc March 14, 2009

Before Ze Germans Get here

(Idiom) You are working too slow.

The base is rather obviously World War Two, and the source is southern Britain, flooded by fleeing French with a Ze accent. The term was used by British towards French to make them work faster so there was a hope of liberation.

Come on Pierre, before ze germans get here we need that milk crate!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

German Shoelaces

The act of backing up into someone's face while they're bending over to tie their shoes, for the sole purpose of farting directly into their face. This act can be performed without removing your pants, but it is hilarious to do it with your pants down. For optimal performance, consider eating Ex-Lax before performing this act to brown-wash your victim.

They say the German Shoelaces will grow hair on your chest -- if it doesn't burn the hair out of your nose, first. Hope you don't get a turd to the eyeball, man!
Whoa! That German Shoelaces gave him a turdy Hitler moustache! Sick, man!

by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011

Germanie

A girl that is extremely chic and fashionable. She makes people laugh, and makes other people feel awkward. She is pretty outgoing and beautiful. She can come off as hilariously conceited or have a lack of sympathy, but overall she is a fun, crazy, creative girl!

Person 1- "Where'd you get that dress, it is so Germanie!"

by purpleballoonboy July 27, 2012

German Cherry Bomb

When a girl serves a man breakfast with her period all over it. The guy then takes the period covered breakfast and shoves it up the girls asshole, then proceeds to eat it out with only his teeth.

german cherry bomb. keepin it classy ;*

by amanda mulen November 5, 2011

German Earmuffs

The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.

Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.

by sucubus August 29, 2008

German Pretzel Press

Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.

Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press

Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011