Grooming the Duke

When you lube your dickhead before masturbation.

Dude, I was Grooming the Duke and my mom walked in. She needs to knock first.

by larrybirx August 5, 2023

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Mr Groom

A British guy who not only likes men, but also teaches computer science at a selective high school. He plays an absurd amount of Minecraft and overwatch, rivalling the means of another god gamer (only pros would get the reference). He has many colourful metaphors that he uses to convey his messages, like how he escaped the matrix and that the school system is controlling us (he is very based). Apart from liking men, he also likes kids, thus his name.

Guy one: "Bro, that kid got kidnapped today"
Guy two: "Oh it was probably Mr Groom, don't worry law enforcement will bait him by telling him about the new overwatch league"
Guy one: "You sure?"
Guy two: "Of course, no gamer at his calibre would ever miss out on that tournament."
Guy one: "Oh, ok"

by Anonymoose1010209391 June 19, 2023

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Groom

A male You're marrying on a wedding night

My groom is late again

by 459395 March 28, 2023

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man groom

Shave and detail the male penile area in hopes of hooking up with a date.

I have to man groom in case I take a hot one home tonight!

by Adamblackrs2014 May 17, 2014

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Groom of Gail

Used when talking about Horror Films when a character is clearly going to die soon. Inspired by the British Soap character Gail Platt who has had 4 out of her 5 husbands die.

He shouldn't have gone into that lock up garage. He's a Groom of Gail now.

by Corrieface November 12, 2020

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