Greedy MacGregor

A person who is very greedy, mostly used for soccer. When a person keeps the ball for themself or never passes and always shoots.

Kyle takes the ball all the way down the field, shoots and is blocked. Alas! If only he had passes they might have scored.

Kyle- "Can't believe I missed that!"

Nick- "I can, Greedy MacGregor!!"

by holly15 July 17, 2009

How Greedy

A phrase said often in jest to imply the person is in possession of a lot but is still asking for more. Often used to imply the person should be happier with what they have.

It can also be used to suggest the person is taking a risk for self-gain despite having enough or done enough damage.

Rich guy 1: I only made 10k yesterday :sigh: I wanted to make about 15-20k instead
Rich guy 2: how GREEDY

Wife: I want half of everything you own AND full custody of the kids
Husband: how GREEDY

by abuzztheuk March 28, 2025

Greedies

Those crusty things you get in the corners of your eyes.

I woke up with greedies in my eyes

by RLM2006 July 9, 2019

big and greedy

When someone is just absolutely gluttonous.

Person 1: Dude Kau is just so big and greedy man
Person 2: That's what I'm saying!!

by kauhater911 April 16, 2024

MARF SO GREEDY BRO

- BRO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ITS COMPARED TO to YOU GUYS
- BRO I ONLY HAVE 600 DOLLARS IN MY ACCOUNT
- BRO U DONT UNDERSTAND MAXS BROTHER TAKES ALL MY DOLLARS
SO GREEDY BRO

MARF SO GREEDY BRO: DAHHHH MARF SO GREED AND LUCK BRO

by FUCK PETE April 15, 2023

uh-oh, someone's being a greedy manwhore

A phrase for when someone is being obnoxious and/or mean.

Crystal: This site sucks, the words suck, the editors suck, and the whole Internet would be better off without this dumpster fire!
Cyan: Uh-oh, someone's being a greedy manwhore!

by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019

Greedy burns

When the pizza is just out of the oven or the chicken is just out of the fryer and you can't wait so you stuff it in your greedy mouth and burn all the inside of it.

I'm so hungry I'll take the greedy burns just to get it in me quicker

by Moonstick July 16, 2022