A male with this last name is very affectionate with ALL the ladies, is quite handsome, sweet, and funny, yet so humble and respectful, loves soccer with a burning passion, screams "GOOOOOOL!!!" at the top of his lungs rather often, is so Mexican he eats a shit ton of Tapatio with his tacos, is superbly intellectual/intelligent, has like 17 primos (cousins), sings corridos in the shower, wakes up to a rooster's "kikiriki" every morning, has many friends/acquaintances, and can be successful at anything he wants to.
In other words, he's just the PERFECT alpha male.
In other words, he's just the PERFECT alpha male.
Girl #1: Man, just look at that Gonzalez guy go. He's sooooo charming. I think I'm starting to like him.
Girl #2: Like him? I love him!!
Gonzalez: Morning, ladies!
(both girls faint in awe and fall backwards)
Girl #2: Like him? I love him!!
Gonzalez: Morning, ladies!
(both girls faint in awe and fall backwards)
by angel_MVP August 29, 2018
Me: Bae you is naughty
bae: you is a trash ass n*** fr
me: aite i see whats up.
bae: Ivan gonzalez is sectrely my homie,
bae: you is a trash ass n*** fr
me: aite i see whats up.
bae: Ivan gonzalez is sectrely my homie,
by PizzaBoiAyyLMao August 17, 2017
The best boyfriend I've had. Has brown beautiful eyes, amazing hair, i love his body, i love the way he is, i love him in general. I am grateful to have him overall. I love when he tries to make me happy when I'm sad because it shows he cares, I love it when he holds me tight in his arms, i love it when he gives me kisses and tells me he loves me, overall i love everything he does (almost everything) one thing i don't like though is when he says negative things about himself because he doesn't see the way i see him. If you find a guy like mine keep him and work things out with him because it is worth it and I am lucky to have him♡
by Your love♡ November 23, 2021
Kahrina Gonzalez is known to be of the few miracles living on planet earth as well as a devil pissed of by one another
Kahrina Gonzalez is unique
by Miranda washington February 21, 2021
by Kcoopz23 October 12, 2021
Hispanic male that most likely is involved in his neighborhood street gang. Very quiet and low key, that’s how he gets away with his crimes. Never brags, but is very confident in himself due to the size of his dick. Loves his family and will die for them without blinking an eye. Usually married twice in his lifetime with only having one kid with each. Loves guns, maybe a little to much. Often wanting a reason to put a hole in someone.
by The Kid - Cisco March 14, 2022
Midwestern slang word for a bully of Mexican heritage. Mostly used in central Illinois, northwestern Indiana, and some parts of Idaho
Big dude on campus: Dude, there’s a bunch of K. Drizz Gonzalezes around downtown Mazon. Watch out.
Underweight man of short stature: Thanks for the info, I’ll take another way through town!
Underweight man of short stature: Thanks for the info, I’ll take another way through town!
by JarCorn (The First of Many) February 21, 2021