GLANG

A better word for SIKE.

Boy 1: You would look so hot with piercings!
Boy 2: Really? Thanks!
Boy 1: GLANG!

by Glen Urbani’s Mates November 11, 2021

Man Gland

Yet another word for a blokes pork sword, one eyed trouser snake or put quite simply... his cock!

Hello Darling. Fancy working your hand up & down my man gland?

by Richy Boy January 25, 2005

manga gland

A small gland located above the spleen which secretes the need for manga. This gland is only located in a small portion of the human population, but is present in all cats, red pandas and sparrows.

Whilst walking through Border's, I could feel my manga gland tingle.
Whenever I watch a Miyazaki film, my manga gland kicks on and I spend all my money on manga.

by Graaaah June 28, 2007

glance fuck

A longing, desperate, smoldering glance at a stranger, strategically engineered to command their sexual attention.

I glanced fucked this girl through a cafe window this morning, but she looked away. She's probably a lesbian.

by izikeyl July 6, 2005

Farting Glances

When a small group or crowed suddenly realizes that someone has emitted a silent but nasty fart and they all look among themselves for facial expressions or body language that might pinpoint the perpertrator.

The group by the bar was festive, but suddenly all was quite, and everyone was looking among themselves with farting glances.

by jeffbo May 25, 2009

goan

to go and

Goan Fuck Your Self

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

Gland-in-hand combat

The act of pleasuring oneself by males.

Lumbergh was in the bathroom conducting a special ops mission engaging in gland-in-hand combat.

by J Rogers September 8, 2005