gobshite

An unlovely combination of a 'tit' and a 'fuckwit'.

Rarely used in jest, say it when you mean it.

Irish in origin, perhaps, but widely used in the more educated areas of Liverpool, i.e the south-end or town, to describe the evil and stupid little cunts who live in the filthy north, especially around County Road on match days.

'Eh! Gobshite! Put your sister down and get back in the shed!'

The lad's a gobshite, good for fuckall, let's kick the living stink out of the prick.

by Sloaney lad October 21, 2007

Gobshite

Noun: that one Irish girl that got shit faced on the first day of uni

Example
Nik: remember Gobshite
Josh: ofc

by Freddy (ifykyk) September 28, 2020

Canadian gobstopper

When a girl sucks maple syrup off of your balls

The Canadian gobstopper made my balls taste sweet, and feel good.

by the canadian gobstopperer June 6, 2014

gobstopper

A massive bowl of dope. ( meth) that never seems to run out . Resulting in a nasty taste that will not go away until your pipe is completely cleaned.

Origins northwest new mexico

Who loaded this gobstopper it just keeps going around and around. Its starting to taste nasty.

by slow joe January 14, 2016

gobsmacked

To be kissed without having a say in the matter.

Did you hear Peter gobsmacked me last night? The only was he was ever going to get his lips on me.

by nvidic June 25, 2009

gobshite

my mate rob

erm, my mate rob is a gobshite

by jon August 13, 2003

gobsmack

to unexpectedly or suddenly hit someone or something in the mouth. Often done in anger or with the intent to injure. Almost always done with whatever is nearest at hand.

"I gobsmacked that bully with my biology book."
"Billy said he was not going to get off my new bike. I gobsmacked him into changing his mind with my book bag."

by R Lord February 8, 2008