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double geezer

Pronounced "double-jeezer": when your girl joins you in the bathtub, wraps her legs around you, presses her anus against yours and farts into it.
My girl just gave me a double geezer! Turned the bathtub into a huge fart bong. I can still feel that shit!
by glenzo January 1, 2017
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Boston Glazed Donut

When the male begins to stick his big ass dick into a female's ear hole. Then begins to shove the ear wax down his Penis Hole. Then begins to spread the rest of the ear wax on his dick, giving it a glazed affect. Then he begins to oral fuck her.
Damn Jerry made one hell of a Boston Glazed Donut for Grandma Norma.
by BostonBaker June 27, 2017
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Bangkok Glaze

Your bewildered look and the shimmering glaze of booty juices on your face after waking up from a drunken night of sex with a hot Asian chick that turned out to be a ladyboy.
What’s with Even today? He’s got the Bangkok Glaze. They chick he picked up was a dude.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2017
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Bean glaze

When a dude explodes a chunky nut on a girls clit then spreads it out to produce an evenly coated glaze like shine. Also a great taco sauce!
Chuck was thrilled to learn Debra wanted him to give her a hefty bean glaze for her birthday.
by SoNoFsAm6669 April 14, 2019
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British Geezer

father of the chav and roadman

loves football
watches east enders
by zaif12354 February 16, 2022
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geezer squeezer

A girl who only goes out with old guys.
Sheila is a well-known geezer squeezer, who has provided many an enjoyable night for some of her fortysomething divorced male acquaintances.
by circushead March 10, 2007
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Glee-whore

When some one is obsessed with the show Glee, a comedy about a high-school glee club, and go around spreading the 'love' of the show. people who are described as glee-whore's typically go out of there way to see the show, and force their friends to watch the show with them. Occasionally on extreme occasions they obsess about so much that in their fanboy/fangirl-esque tendency's caus them to write odd fanfiction like most other fans.
sandra, no i dont want to watch Glee you Glee-whore
by avelmen1889 January 27, 2010
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