Giles

A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and is disturbing in size and smell.

Give the bathroom a few hours, I have just dislodged a massive Giles.

by DJ AfroSack May 30, 2014

piper giles

hot ass hell redhead with different coloured doe eyes, blue and purple, a complection as pale as the moon, perfect skin, nice abs, muscular but not unnatractive arms and legs, and a super fine ass.mixed accent of british, and austrailian with slight touch of finnish. incredible singer, can switch voice from christina aguilara to hard rocker to joss stone anytime
sexiest voice in world. fluent in 15 languages
supergenius hacker
nice chest

no one compairs to her

by johnny so horny March 13, 2004

Farmer Giles

farmer giles of ham is a charachter in a tolkien story, he accidentaly shoots a giant and so ends up being king, A dragon attacks and he must battle with it. He ends up not winning but figths again and makes an alliance with the dragon.

-farmer giles shot the giant, and was rewarded with caudimordax

by Matthew Turnbull December 10, 2006

giles

gay slapper, who loves the gorilla

Giles and the gorilla make love all the time

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

Giles

A gay hairdresser with spiky hair who lives in East London and is often spotted driving between London and Haywards Heath in a Fisher Price car. A Giles also frequently uses a variety of profanities to refer to his friends and claims that they are compliments.

Don't be such a Giles

by Oxford_English October 12, 2004

Gilesy

Gilesy is a person who is the epitome of impulsiveness & indecision with an off the scale level of social retardation but backed by a lovable friend zone personality... a Gilesy is the type of person who would stand there perplexed, confused & stunned while continuously pulling a door that clearly says pull.. but you don’t get angry at him, you react more in a “aweeee here little fella, me help” type of way. That’s a Gilesy.

1. Dude comes home and says “ohh man, got an AWESOME deal on a $60k caravan today.. NO DEPOSIT, FREE Pillows.. at 34% interest.. how good are the FREE pillows”

2.. ** man is stuck in the Mc Donald’s kids play ground ball pit “Haha.. look at that Gilesy stuck pulling the door when it says push”

3. ** Court Proceeds to announce bankruptcy “Well Sir, you’ve done a real Gilesy on your financials.. “

4. Dude gets friend zoned by a 10... “aweee babe, cute... but you’re like a Gilesy to me”

by YourMammaKnowsBest August 19, 2020

The Dirty Gillespie

The act of inducing a queef in your female partner. By mouthing the opening of the vagina like a trumpet, you blow into the opening until your face looks like that of Dizzie Gillespie. When finished, your partner will queef with extreme force. Usually a great ice breaker before applying The Angry Pirate.

"How was your date with (insert name here)?"

"It was great! Gave her The Dirty Gillespie".

"You Dog!"

by eightysixx September 16, 2008