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Graham Beard

1. The short, uneven beard found on many high school males who are in desperate need of a shave or do not own a razor.
"I could never kiss a guy with a Graham Beard; my mouth would get full of hair if we kissed."
by Smar Uyed April 19, 2010
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Matt Graham

The face of Matt Graham Crackers. Owns instaGraham. Works for "the kid" in an honorable position. Probably the best human being ever.
Ceramic Chickn: Who's that guy stalking Cody Simpson at his tour dates?
Romina: He's not stalking he's obviously worshipping. It's Matt Graham.
by crsadoration July 29, 2012
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Teddy Grahams

A snack that Homestarrunner loves spitting all over Strong Bad's basement.
It was not so long ago that I was in Strong Bad's basement, spitting Teddy Grahams all over the place, when one of em' got stuck in the ceiling...
by Danny Peterson January 27, 2004
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Gerhard Fourie

The resultant by product of the cross contamination of the jock and nerd chromosomes. He enjoys playing football, preferably Rugby Union while carrying the perpetual laws of physics in his headgear.
He enjoys copious amounts of alcohol while studying the effects of alcohol on the human body for biology. All in all Gerhard Fourie is the Isaac Newton of the South Africans.
"According to Newton's Law of Momentum p=mv,
I will be transferring 100 kg x 4 m/s = 400 kg ms^-1 of momentum into the tackler, schquare"-Gerhard Fourie while playing football
by Paduan Scquare October 19, 2008
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ed graham

Strong silent type drummer in the Darkness. Rarrr! Doesn't say a lot, but then it's quality not quantity.
See that Ed Graham? What an Ed Graham... Rarrr!
by Yumtastic January 23, 2004
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Graham, Tx

A city in Young County, Texas that gets 2 penalties for the band playing to loudly
Yo, did you hear Graham, Tx got another penalty for playing to loud?
by Sims3Farmer127 November 22, 2011
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ass and graham crackers

Something bad. It started with card games and bad hands but it fits with a lot of different things. basically its a humorous and rediculous combination. nobody would want to eat ass and graham crackers, unless you're in to that sort of thing
What the fuck is that smell? Smells like ass and graham crackers in here.

Lost another game of spades, that hand was like ass and graham crackers.
by CEG September 22, 2008
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