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play some geometry dash 

When someone has a skill issue
“I have stage 4 cancer” you would respond with should have played more geometry dash
“My daughter is dying aster the car crash” tell her to play some geometry dash for me

national geometry dash day 

A day to celebrate geometry dash! Everything about geometry dash is celebrated except base after base because it sucks.
"Hey Joe, it's national geometry dash day today!"
"Wow Jim, I sure love everything about geometry dash except base after base because it sucks."

Golden geometry dash 

Golden is an Australian Geometry Dash youtuber known for verifying The Golden I think.

The Geometry Dash Effect

A phenomenon where a video game and it's community get no updates for so long that when it finally does get an update the community will lose all brain cells and create things in which most regular people could never comprehend.
Person 1: "The fuck is going on with those people, the game just updated!"

Person 2: "That's just the geometry dash effect doing it's thing."

Buffer (geometry dash) 

To buffer in geometry dash is to click very early.
He was not supposed to buffer (geometry dash) the orb.

BrookeLindsay5 (Geometry Dash) 

BrookeLindsay5 is a wired ass who SUCKS at making gameplay. They run 68848 alt accounts and manipulate people. Speaking in Chinese unreasonably, this idiot brags about a stupid iPad over and over and over again. It will be shot to death on Nov 23, 2021. Also it hacked thanatophobia and 11 other insane demons.
Have you tried BrookeLindsay5 (Geometry Dash) “Hurricane Katrina”? It is whore shit. Bad structures poor sync and looks terrible.