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Glastonbury

Glastonbury is a market town situated in the Mendip hill, in the County of Somerset in Western england. The supposed location of the mythical Isle of Avalon, something of a magnet for crystal waving new-agers and serious pagans alike.
NB: NOT purely an over-hyped and hideously over-expensive music festival.
stoned townie dickhead: "I bin Glastonbury innit"

Normal person: "Really, is that shop 'The Truckle of Cheese' still in the high street?"

stoned townie dickhead: "Yoooo wot?, mobile phone, mugging, sattelite tv, and other urban bollocks...innit."
by Kynth April 29, 2008
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Glastonbury Mouthful

To completely insert one's erect penis and testicles into another one's mouth.
"Aw man, I was getting a blow-job from my girlfriend last night and all of a sudden she gobbled up my nuts at the same time to pull off a Glastonbury mouthful."
by Dan, Bryan and Troy April 17, 2007
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gattonite

Technically, anyone with the misfortune to be dwelling in the evolutionary mudtrap that is the small town of Gatton, Queensland. More often, however, it is used to specifically refer to the semi-sentient native dwellers of this town, rather than those who have moved there within the last couple of generations. The former species are, almost without exception, inbred, ignorant, and utterly incapable of comprehending anything beyond their tiny, potato farming existance.

See also bogan
Hey, did you see the number of gattonites down at the impy last night, drinking away their meagre vege-picker's wage?
by Lizardious Black December 6, 2005
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gartonism

To have it out for every person under the age of 25.
Get the boner out of your eye, garton.
Man, that guy is suffering from major gartonism.
by Brett Mooneyham October 1, 2005
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gashon

A guy with a freakishly long dong
Did you here about his gashon... looked like a f*ckin retarded snake.
by Retarded lion November 23, 2016
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Glastonbury High School

A public school in the town of Glastonbury in which the majority of the students are rich and white with a Christian background. The school is a decent place to learn, but some of the teachers are absolutely terrible.

This school is extremely competitive when it comes to athletics and won’t take less than the best for any of it’s teams.

The school itself is just meh. It’s big but has the biggest drug problem ever. About 80% of the students vape or use drugs despite the school having multiple classes in which they showcase the awfulness of them. Having allergies at this school is not good because your eyes will be red and swollen and people will assume you are high.

Kids here like to flex their wealth and even will be judged based on their wealth. The rich kids with the most money and the ones that flex their money are always the most popular. They claim that they are poor and don’t have money for attention.

Overall, this school is full of druggies and spoiled brats.
That kid is from Glastonbury High School and they are rich and easy to rip off when it comes to drugs”
by PinkBananaPie June 22, 2019
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Gastonophelia

I just grabbed 5 eggs from my fridge and

(Nobody eats like Gaston!)

now I have to watch Beauty and the Beast. Must be my Gastonophelia.
by DirtyBarbie November 3, 2010
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