To coat your body in a thick layer of feces (potentially multiple layers for a healthy coverage) and stand on the ledge of a tall building, allowing the sky-high breeze to softly harden the exterior over time.
Person 1: Hey, you coming to Yoga tonight?
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.
by guerns3ygargoil69420_leprevost October 9, 2023
Get the Chocolate Gargoylemug. Final state of an erection, completely perched up, any additional blood flow would result in a complete combustion.
by Gargoyle King September 10, 2023
Get the Gargoyledmug. Crouching ontop of a 1/6 barrel keg while pumping the tap and drinking from tap! I gargoyle keg stand.
by victimish February 2, 2019
Get the Gargoylemug. The act of climbing on top of a tall building or mountain, removing ones pants crouching down and furiously masturbating using Mentholatum Deep Heat Rub Cream as lubricant. Causing a fiery ,liberating act of public masturbation.
by Crusty radtastic February 5, 2018
Get the firery gargoylemug. Her breath was so gargoylic it made me want to seek sanctuary in a cathedral. I pounded and pounded on Little Heaven's door while she spoke on and on, hummus dribble on her lips.
by barleycorn July 29, 2021
Get the gargoylicmug. When a black man shits onto a woman’s finger. Then as lubricant, the woman uses this finger to flick her bean and finger blast her g-spot.
Babe, Will you please butterfinger gargoyle me for Valentines Day this year? It would really turn me on.
by Peanut butter gargoyle April 7, 2024
Get the butterfinger gargoylemug. gargoyle hour is the hour of the night when a player just can't get play and must settle for a gargoyle-looking bitch in an act of desperation and loneliness.
Neighbor: Yo, who was that ugly bitch walkin' out of your apartment in the morning?
Player: Gargoyle hour, bro
Player: Gargoyle hour, bro
by evolutionary_biologist10 August 29, 2021
Get the gargoyle hourmug.