Big dick Gandalf

A sexier Gandalf or a way to refer to a sexy male (regardless of your gender)
Yo obi wan (revenge of the sith) obi wan is a big dick Gandalf
by Female jacculant sex bot October 12, 2020
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Small Gandalf

Wimpy ass fucking bitch. 1 cm cock. No bitches. Gets no head either. He do got a big ass tho
“Yo Small Gandalf is such a pussy I swear

I know right!”
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Pull a Gandalf

To listen to someone completely wrong without feeling the need to argue or correct them. From "Unfinshed Tales", when Gandalf replies to Saruman's coding about not weighing in on the fate of the One Ring: "it gives patience to listen to error without anger'
"I hear what you are saying, I'm going to pull a Gandalf. See you tomorrow"
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gandalf's staff

Where a man lie's flat on his back while a woman gets another woman by the head and forces her head on to the guy's dick.
Hey ladies, you up for a gandalf's staff?
by Sorry banged yer maw October 28, 2013
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the gandalf smoke

when you smoke a joint handsfree. everything you would normally do, you do without your hands. only real og‘s smoke like this.
ey yo bro you smokin‘ the gandalf smoke?“ „hell yeah bro“
by JetiRubik February 02, 2020
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inverted gandalf

When a Bearded man stands his woman on he hands with her ass facing him and when he eats her pussy his beard tickles her asshole.
" I need to go buy some shampoo. Anna and I did the Inverted Gandalf Last night after Burritos."
by Reverend Gibs May 21, 2020
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Title Gandalf

A wise marketer that practices the art, science and wizardry of improving titles. A Title Gandalf is more experienced and wiser than a writer or wordsmith which simply strings words together. By seeing the potential of a piece of content, a Title Gandalf will step in to improve upon a title so readers will bite and be let down when they start reading what the wordsmith has strung together.
Writer: Can I get final approval on this content?
Title Gandalf: The text is looking good. But I'm sorry, but that title simply shall not pass.
by BillyDaBot January 25, 2021
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