Granny Fart 

The act of farting unexpectedly while you are in some some sort of strain. Like pushing yourself up from a chair or lifting weights and blowing ass while you do.

"That dude over there on the squat press totally granny farted, I bet he blew out his intestines"

"My grandma just got out of her chair and ripped herself a new asshole with that granny fart"

Granny Fart by ThaKriz September 22, 2009

Granny fanny

Granny Fanny old lady thinks shes smoking hot.

A old woman thinking she looks smoking hot at 60,but is old and tired and looks like a granny fanny.

Granny fanny by sallyport August 11, 2010

Granny Wank 

giving a girl a lick out when she has large fanny flaps

"Dude, i totally gave this girl a granny wank, the flaps were touching my ears."

Granny Wank by Plube09 January 1, 2009

granny grind 

A sexual move in which a woman, in the missionary position, maneuvers herself to orgasm while her partner is nearly stationery above her.

She could only get off while doing the granny grind.

granny grind by Goat Girl September 19, 2009

granny mobile 

A vehicle that is only "stylish" for senior citizens.

Usually a car that was considered luxury 10+ years ago.

"Your 80's Buick is a granny mobile."

granny mobile by maxisick August 17, 2011

granny bite 

Half a shot of Grand Marnier. Fast and cheap, just like the friends you buy them for.

Four granny bites please!

granny bite by Matt in the SRB June 22, 2011

granny cranny 

A grandmother's vagina.

There were decoys on my search for a true granny cranny, those were just wrinkly skin folds. I was not discouraged however, the middle-aged disappointments she calls children came from somewhere. "Keeping seeking and you will find", I told myself.

granny cranny by Granny_Cranny May 21, 2014