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Germany

Germany is a country in middle Europe. Currently a secret One-Party dictatorship under CDU, CSU and SPD, led by Angela Merkel.

Germany was a country with maybe the most interesting culture and history in Europe.

The future of Germany isn't going to be well, due to the current One-Party Politics.
Somebody: "Hey, what's up with Germany?"

German: "We are pretty much a few months away from a civil war, in which the 'radical right', that's how they are insulted, fight against the 'Refugees Welcome' people, who want to see Germany being enslaved by Islamists."

Somebody: "OMG YOU NAZI!!!"

German: *Doesn't even care anymore* "I'd rather be a Nazi than practicing radical islamism."

Somebody: *Twitters* "Today is officially punch a Nazi day!!!"
by Italy2003 May 10, 2018
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East Germany

When you just want to mess up Germany so bad you decided to make the East Part a Communist Country. We all know how it went though. Fuck you, Erich Honecker.
- Woher kommst du??
- Ost Berlin.
- Oh, die DDR, eh? Muss gelutscht haben.
- Ja, Es war scheiße.

(Translation)
- Where are you from?
- East Berlin.
- Oh, from East Germany, eh? Must've sucked.
- It sucked.
by ZeroEscapist November 14, 2022
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germany-like

Something germany likes. Not poland. But some things. Also not jews.
Is america germany-like?
No
by Blurr36 November 30, 2020
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Owen Germany

A guy who sits in his room playing xbox and screans at anyone who opens the door. He trys to get girls on xbox to give him a BJ but always gets dejected and reported. Whenever the wifi goes bad he runs around the house kicking and screaming at everything.
“ Dońt be like Owen Germany
by Royaltheft851 May 10, 2018
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Germany

The capital of Italy.
Germany is the capital of Italy.
by Jo-Jo.COM February 19, 2024
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germany day

Germany day is simply the day you celebrate Germany for being an amazing country

Germany day is celebrated on March 28
Sally:Hey megen its Germany day let’s celebrate
Megen:ok 🎉
by Weeroo September 21, 2020
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