Fuckass

1. (Noun) A person whose primary talent is converting simple tasks into a spectacular display of incompetence. Not malicious, just a walking, talking minor inconvenience. The human equivalent of a soup sandwich.

2. (Adjective) Describes any object, situation, or concept that is so profoundly useless or poorly designed that its existence is both an insult and a joke. It implies a level of failure that is almost artistic.

As a Noun:
"I asked my boyfriend to record the game, but the fuckass recorded six hours of a static blue screen instead."
“Who's the fuckass who used the last of the coffee and didn't make a new pot? I just want to talk."

As an Adjective:
“I can't get this fuckass printer to work. It's just blinking its 'help me' light for no reason."
“We missed the exit because of this fuckass GPS that recalculates every time I blink."

by anonymous September 10, 2025

Fuckass

A guy who doesn’t talk to women because he claims he’s scared of women

Fuckass Adan

by Weirdshit1998 September 30, 2025

Fuckass

Fuckass means someone is weird or annoying

Fuckass adan is a furry

by Weirdshit1998 September 30, 2025

Fuckass

A derogatory adjective used to describe something or someone that you heavily dislike; as if the subject had fucked you in the ass personally.

May also implicate that something is much larger or more powerful than should be allowed.

"I hate those fuckass trucks."

"I'm sick of these fuckass politicians."

by l3rimstone February 12, 2026

Fuckass

A combination of intercourse in a butt., plus an k shlt

Wanna do Fuckass
YOU ARE A FUCKASS

by TBBBLUE December 26, 2025

Fuckass Douchetard

For when fucker and douchenozzle just don't adequately describe the person or situation.

"Tucker Bush is a fuckass douchetard"

by DanforthMullins December 21, 2007

fuckass shithead fucker on a tuesday

Why did you look this up???

Jeremy...why are you such a fuckass shithead fucker on a Tuesday

by Hi I'm bill May 13, 2018