Fucking the Royal Duck is much like Fuck the Duck but more blatant. While Fucking the Duck can be construed as a convenient trip to the bathroom or a well timed smoke break, Fucking the ROYAL Duck is a blatant attempt at avoiding work.
"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".
by dirtykurty September 10, 2010
Get the Fucking the Royal Duckmug. Boss: "The customer just called me and said that their order was right on the count, good job."
Packer: "Well I'll fuck a dead duck!"
Packer: "Well I'll fuck a dead duck!"
by Jumpingrat January 28, 2007
Get the fuck a dead duckmug. Coworker 1: "Dude, do you think Amy and Ryan are screwing on the sly?"
Coworker 2: "Well, if it fucks like a duck...."
Coworker 2: "Well, if it fucks like a duck...."
by marlopoohbear November 11, 2009
Get the If it fucks like a duckmug. Used when seeing something so unbelievingly mind blowing your brain has a spasm in an attempt to keep your head from exploding.
~You walk outside and see two hot, half-naked lesbians making out on your front porch~
You: "Holy Duck Fuck..."
You: "Holy Duck Fuck..."
by ThatEducatedBlackGuy November 20, 2010
Get the Holy Duck Fuckmug. by Skilift September 14, 2022
Get the Fuck Fuck Fuck a Duckmug. Bertha wrecked her car killed 3 people... Ouch I bumped my pinky toe on the couch..Fuck a duck on a gut wagon
by Dimpaliengirl February 3, 2018
Get the fuck a duck on a gut wagonmug. 1) A Phrase Someone Might Say When They Are Surprized. The Person Might Be High, Drunk, Or Mentally Unstable (Insane) Or A Combination Of The Three.
2) Two Ducks From Heaven Having Sex. Need I say More?
2) Two Ducks From Heaven Having Sex. Need I say More?
by thatawesomeguywithweirdmum September 9, 2010
Get the Holy Duck Fuckmug.