by pimps.org June 24, 2021
Or F-MITE, for short: an expression that attempts to fully convey the combined sentiments of utter disgust, contempt, shame, and anger with a pinch of quiet resignation to one's current circumstances... when things couldn't get much worse...when faced with two equally unattractive and unpalatable options.
I got a cut in pay AND I have genital warts? Plus your mother is coming to visit? Gah! Well, fuck me in the ear...
by Scar01 November 06, 2010
1) an interjection used when something unexpected happens
2) an interjection used when something does not go as planned or as expected
3) a legitimate request for anal intercourse
2) an interjection used when something does not go as planned or as expected
3) a legitimate request for anal intercourse
1) Shit, that mouse kicked that cat's ass! Fuck me in the ass!
2) Dammit! The Minecraft server admin banned me! Fuck me in the ass!
3) Oh, yah, fuck me in the ass!
2) Dammit! The Minecraft server admin banned me! Fuck me in the ass!
3) Oh, yah, fuck me in the ass!
by russianwarrior November 20, 2013
by zero July 16, 2004
A request uttered, shouted or grumbled by a pirate (or two pirates at one another) when they lusting for eye socket fornication.
"YARR, we've been out to sea far too long, and the hole in my rump has gotten all rotted up. Sickly and vile, unsuitable for penetration. So, FUCK ME EYES! YARR!"
by The MackDaddy of the Seven Sea September 14, 2009
by MsTr-Z May 15, 2005
Used when:
a) One is in a difficult situation.
b) Has heard something unbelieveable or shocking.
c) Has hurt themselves.
An extended Australian version: "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!" (Yabbi Pump: Suction device used to pump Yabbis from the sand)
a) One is in a difficult situation.
b) Has heard something unbelieveable or shocking.
c) Has hurt themselves.
An extended Australian version: "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!" (Yabbi Pump: Suction device used to pump Yabbis from the sand)
Examples:
a) "Fuck me sideways, wrong hole!"
b) "I just won a million dollars!" "Well fuck me sideways!"
c) (*Slams toe into wall*) "Fuck me sideways that hurt!"
"I just rooted a Kangaroo!" "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!"
a) "Fuck me sideways, wrong hole!"
b) "I just won a million dollars!" "Well fuck me sideways!"
c) (*Slams toe into wall*) "Fuck me sideways that hurt!"
"I just rooted a Kangaroo!" "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!"
by fun_afta_dark January 14, 2006