Fuck Me Fine

When a person is so fine to the point you’d let them hit it free anytime.

Jada ain’t he Fuck Me Fine???
Jada: omfg yessss

by pimps.org June 23, 2021

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Fuck me in the ear

Or F-MITE, for short: an expression that attempts to fully convey the combined sentiments of utter disgust, contempt, shame, and anger with a pinch of quiet resignation to one's current circumstances... when things couldn't get much worse...when faced with two equally unattractive and unpalatable options.

I got a cut in pay AND I have genital warts? Plus your mother is coming to visit? Gah! Well, fuck me in the ear...

by Scar01 November 7, 2010

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fuck me in the ass

1) an interjection used when something unexpected happens

2) an interjection used when something does not go as planned or as expected

3) a legitimate request for anal intercourse

1) Shit, that mouse kicked that cat's ass! Fuck me in the ass!

2) Dammit! The Minecraft server admin banned me! Fuck me in the ass!

3) Oh, yah, fuck me in the ass!

by russianwarrior November 19, 2013

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fuck me running

its a expression of disbelief or amazement.

guy: i caught my dad smoking reefer last night.
girl: well fuck me running!

by zero July 15, 2004

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Fuck Me Eyes!

A request uttered, shouted or grumbled by a pirate (or two pirates at one another) when they lusting for eye socket fornication.

"YARR, we've been out to sea far too long, and the hole in my rump has gotten all rotted up. Sickly and vile, unsuitable for penetration. So, FUCK ME EYES! YARR!"

by The MackDaddy of the Seven Sea September 14, 2009

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Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally

When a person is left pissed off and frustrated at human stupidity and their lack of intelligence

When he asked a girl out she would never respond, so he yelled " Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally " in the local library. He was left frustrated at her stupidity.

by Mill3rth3Kill3r15 April 29, 2015

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