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fung fu

n.

1. The knowledge, expertise, and skill one acquires after years of Chinatown bus experiences and adventures, usually referring to Fung Wah.

2. The ancient Chinese martial art of escaping fires.
"Get there 10 minutes early, travel light, don't sit near the bathroom, bring your own food, hope for a 4-hour trip but plan for 6 or more... whoa -- I KNOW FUNG FU."

"One time my bus was leaking oil, so we were stranded in Connecticut for 8 HOURS!"
"Oh yeah? MY bus flipped over twice and then burst into flames -- and I survived."
"Wow, you are a true fung fu master."
by usman noyo December 24, 2008
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Kung Fu Pussy

When you're ejaculating you shout "Skadoosh" and then salute the photo of Jack black hung above your bed.
Man I totally did a Kung Fu Pussy Last night
by Ayayyyyy July 29, 2019
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Barracuda FU-A11

The best upgraded gun in CoD WaW. It's the upgraded MG-42. Has a 150-200 shot mag. 750 shots total. Can't be beat. Also Barracuda FU-A11 is the name of my cat.
Man, I'm fuckin these zambies up with my Barracuda FU-A11
by tank dempseyyy nig September 24, 2009
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Kung Fu Grip

When a women has the ability to make a man orgasm in a few seconds.
by JON M. S. May 29, 2003
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le fu-

A sophisticated way to rage for Frenchies which is used instead of FFFFFFUUUUU.
PiTToIsEaU: Bonjour, can I have a baguette ? American: We do not sell baguettes here, sorry french faggot. PiTToIsEaU: le fu-
by PiTToIsEaU June 19, 2009
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Kung Fu Necktie

Kung Fu Necktie:
- 1. - (v.) - During a blowjob, just prior to ejaculation, the guy pulls his penis out of the girls mouth, karate chops her and cums on her neck.

-2.- (n.) - A hipster bar in the Fisthtown section of Philadelpia patroned by the the once regular crowd of Johnny Brendas.
Jill: "So what happened with that girl last night?"
Ed: " I totally gave her a kung fu necktie!"
by InkaDink January 24, 2011
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kung fu

An extremely disciplined, powerful martial art where strength is built in low stances and powerful blocks. Some Kung Fu blocks are so powerful that it can break the arm of someone who is punching you. Kunf Fu has many systems like Hung-Gar, WuShu, Wing Chun, and others. Kung Fu is for the patient, and mentally and physically strong person. It was the basis for many later forms of martial arts.
All the best martial arts masters practice Kung-Fu. It is even taught to some country's military special forces.
by 2ndDegreeBlackSash April 10, 2004
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