n.
1. The knowledge, expertise, and skill one acquires after years of Chinatown bus experiences and adventures, usually referring to Fung Wah.
2. The ancient Chinese martial art of escaping fires.
1. The knowledge, expertise, and skill one acquires after years of Chinatown bus experiences and adventures, usually referring to Fung Wah.
2. The ancient Chinese martial art of escaping fires.
"Get there 10 minutes early, travel light, don't sit near the bathroom, bring your own food, hope for a 4-hour trip but plan for 6 or more... whoa -- I KNOW FUNG FU."
"One time my bus was leaking oil, so we were stranded in Connecticut for 8 HOURS!"
"Oh yeah? MY bus flipped over twice and then burst into flames -- and I survived."
"Wow, you are a true fung fu master."
"One time my bus was leaking oil, so we were stranded in Connecticut for 8 HOURS!"
"Oh yeah? MY bus flipped over twice and then burst into flames -- and I survived."
"Wow, you are a true fung fu master."
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The best upgraded gun in CoD WaW. It's the upgraded MG-42. Has a 150-200 shot mag. 750 shots total. Can't be beat. Also Barracuda FU-A11 is the name of my cat.
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- 1. - (v.) - During a blowjob, just prior to ejaculation, the guy pulls his penis out of the girls mouth, karate chops her and cums on her neck.
-2.- (n.) - A hipster bar in the Fisthtown section of Philadelpia patroned by the the once regular crowd of Johnny Brendas.
- 1. - (v.) - During a blowjob, just prior to ejaculation, the guy pulls his penis out of the girls mouth, karate chops her and cums on her neck.
-2.- (n.) - A hipster bar in the Fisthtown section of Philadelpia patroned by the the once regular crowd of Johnny Brendas.
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All the best martial arts masters practice Kung-Fu. It is even taught to some country's military special forces.
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