Farking foul

Farking foul is to express one’s disappointment or displeasure at a situation where a better outcome was expected.

Guy 1: no surf today. It’s flat as a tack.

Guy 2: that’s farking foul

by Surfguy July 7, 2020

Fair is foul

1. When 3 women with beards tell you that you’re gonna become king so you murder everyone you know and then get murdered by a caesarian man and a walking forest

2. when you think something is fair but then it turns out it’s actually not #plottwist

1.
WOMAN WITH BEARD 3: ‘and king thereafter’
MACBETH: ‘well time to kill’ *pulls out sword*
2.
person 1: ‘aw man i was forced to submit an application and now i’m gonna become a prefect’
person 2: ‘well fair is foul so ur just gonna have to deal with it’

by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023

The Foul Tongue

The foul tongue is a sex move where both participants perform cunnilingus on each other's rectums, then proceed to French kiss.

If there is feces on either participants tongue, the sex move transfers into "The tarnished tongue".

"Jeffrey, might I say, I was having the most lovely time performing cunnilingus on Sarah the other night, but she asked me to perform 'The Foul Tongue'! I felt sick to my stomach so I couldn't...quite unfortunate"

"Ah quite unfortunate Robert, however you see, I performed it the other night on Abbigail and she had brought feces up from my rectum! Quite 'The Tarnished tongue' I had experienced."

by AbsoluteWarlordGamer April 1, 2022

kitkat foul

Not breaking the kit-kat, and eating it like a normal candy bar.

Tom, "dude! kit-kat I'm going to eat it in one bite *MUNCH*"

Bert, "Kitkat Foul dude"

by antonyms1110 July 20, 2012

foul fingered

Someone who types bad words.

Ok, foul fingered David is off the group chat, I apologize about his crazy outburst.

by glargy August 3, 2016

Nerd Foul

To perform an activity that is considered nerdy, but in a fashion that is considered improper or incomplete to other nerds.

You made a Princess Bride reference by saying "You killed my father. Get ready to die." That's a nerd foul.

by Clint Memo September 11, 2020

foul-duckery

Something that is not right in the mix. The story being told doesn't match up to what actually occured.

Did you hear about Lauren and Bartholemu? Sounds like there is some foul-duckery taking place!

by thesuperior1 August 29, 2012