scooter-forums

Run by Mods for Mods, if you like riding round on Vespa's or Lambretta's with lots of mirrors and spotlights looking Gay then this is the place for you. On the other hand if you despise these types and prefer instead to ride scooters without alluding to the past then SBW is the place for you.

I used to be a member of scooter-forums but my arse got too sore and I discovered sex with women. So I have now joined SBW because its not gay.

by Eight legged freak April 27, 2006

cougar formula

Mathematical formula for determining the maximum age of a man's age for a woman to be considered a cougar.
Woman's age divide in half, then add 7. The result is the maximum age of her cub.

Female - 34 (cougar age)

cougar formula:

34/2 = 17.

17 + 7 = 24

Maximum male age - 24 (cub age)

by Windrider79 November 22, 2013

formspring

Formspring, a tool used by the youth who have low self esteem and live their lives via the internet to create mad amounts of ill drama. Formspring uses an anonymous message system that is perfect for luring in the "haters". the haters then create drama by not "talking shit to my face" and the formspring user often times goes along with it in an attempt to get other non hater users to compliment them, giving the formspring user a false sense of acceptance. lies.

Anonymous 1: Wow so gay and stuff, shit fag
Formspringer:I know, i suck:
Anonymous 2: Hey girl cheer up U DA BESTTT
Formspringer: Lol yeah, thanks for teh support

by Mystery Kid April 6, 2010

formushes

These are the remnants of toiler paper on the a man's ass. It's usually formed when the ass is hairy and the toilet paper is of bad quality.

When Sally look into the mirror as Hank was pumping her she could see the formushes on his bare ass.

by SilverFiend October 25, 2005

the girl number formula

The actual amount of guys a girl has slept with, not the amount stated

actual # = 2*(given #) + (given #)/2

A girl said she hooked up with 2 people... its actually 5 by "the girl number formula"

by ZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAC May 26, 2011

Formspring

A fad that is old already. It lets you ask questions anonymously. Everyone has it. Too many people. It burnt out before it even rose high.

"Hey formspring me!"

"Ew no."

by lotn January 6, 2010

formspring

Formspring is the perfect website for egotistical freaks that are also overly paranoid about maintaining the illusion that they are Jesus Christ, when really, they are just a little 5 year old girl trapped in a teenagers body. These people that use Formspring are usually people that are so worried about what people think of them that they believe that using the internet as a medium of receiving valid information about deeply considered opinions and thoughts is a good idea.Really? I am pretty sure this is how an internet flame war or a troll orgy starts. These people also don't realize that nobody really gives two shits about asking them a question on Formspring when really there are many alternatives such as vis-a-vis communication, text message, IM such as MSN,AIM,Yahoo,Google or even Facebook chat. If you have a formspring account, please go into My Computer, click on your hard drive(C:) and go to Windows and then delete system32. Please, your computer wants you to kill it for implementing the horrible process of becoming a paranoid egotistical shit stain such as yourself.

Maya: OH MY GOD STAN CHECK OUT MY FORMSPRING!!!!! its www.formspring.me/mayasomethingsomethingsomething

Stan: Wow, check out mine:
www.nobodygivesafuck.com

Maya: Hey, thats mean! Come on, please check it out? <3

Stan: No, fuck off, nobody cares that your so self centered as to go and create a page where anyone including internet trolls can destroy what little self esteem you must have.

by 564564563412314564864531523484 August 23, 2010