ford

I'd rather drive a Ford than push a Chevy.

GM=Generic Motors
Chevy=Driven by people who can't spell Chevrolet.
Dodge=as in "Let's play Dodgeball, or Smear the queer".
Toyota=One-half toy.
Nissan=Pisson Nissan
Lexus=Not in Texas(also a pornstar name)
BMW=Bite my weiner
Mercedes=a pornstar name.
Cooper Mini=Not for meni.
VW=Fart fair nougat?
Mazda=Shoulda nuked 'em.
Honda=Good lawnmowers!
Subaru=Filing a Lawsuit against Mr. Baru
Hyundai=Wouldn't let my cousin test drive on the expressway.
Kia=another pornstar name.Kia, wouldn't wanna be ya!
Isuzu!=Bless you.Kleenex?

by aereilly July 30, 2003

Ford

F.ucking O.ver R.ated D.isaster

Nice Ford, chonchetta

by Todd McCock October 5, 2003

FORD

Very, Very Incredibly Pathetically Piece of Possum Feces. i.e BAD

As bad as a Ford,
Man, I bet he drives a Ford
Go and buy a Ford then dipshit

by Kevin Traindick April 27, 2004

ford

Flipped
Over
Russian
Dune-buggy

That guy tried to launch his new cobra, but the axels blew the fuck out. i beat him in a prism sport.

by Ride4CwB March 8, 2005

ford

Far Out Retarded Dildo.
For Other Reasons, Dad.
Fuck Often Ricers' Dicks.
Funk Or Rap, Dude?

Do you drive a Far Out Retarded Dildo or a Crappy Ass Dildo Interior Loves Licking A Cock?

by Rake Yohn 1986 March 10, 2004

Ford

A crappy excuse for a car! Only seniors and fags drive fords! Also driven by people who cant handle the power of a holden.
NO way compares to a holden wich can beat the crap out of it!

mavis: "ooh dear me, that young menace almost blew me over with his holden!"
June: "oh no i dont like those holdens, too powerful for my likings, id rather stick to my sensible, slow paced ford"

by mineemo November 14, 2003

Ford

Found On Road Dead

I saw your mom last night, she was in the ford on the corner of Vanburen and 19th ave.

by Driving a Honda September 1, 2003