forced car reproduction

Forced car reproduction occurs when two people of opposite genders get into a head on car accident, and because they were not wearing seat belts, fly through the windshield. When they collide in the air, their reproductive organs are inserted into each other. As a result of this, combined with the sexiness of the woman, the man ejaculates, impregnating the woman. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a newborn baby.

Matthew: Did you hear about Stacy?

Antonio: Yeah, she had a kid because of forced car reproduction.

by BobMcBobbington June 1, 2014

Folded meat

The attempt to place one's flacid penis into a vagina. Usually by means of rough fold or smash-n-mash against the vagina.

We couldn't have sex because he went folded meat on me.

by @octopusapocalypse June 2, 2018

Forced employment

It’s like kidnapping but you get paid

Person 1: I’m gonna keep that guy in my basement and work for me

Person 2: isn’t that kidnapping??

Person 1: they will be getting paid

Person 2: that’s still kidnapping

Person 1: I don’t like that word.. I prefer the phrase forced employment

by Nerfking1887 February 8, 2019

Forced Fun

When fun is scheduled and enforced through a variety of large group games (inc drinking) which often aren't fun.

I don't like forced fun. Those reps are so in your face.

by Erin67 April 13, 2019

sophia forde

she is amazing and will steal all your money :) she doesnt think she is pretty but she is gorgeous

sophia forde stole my money

by steve ;) November 10, 2020

Forced Interlace

When you're walking alongside a date, and, without your consent, they hold your hand with the fingers interlaced with one another as a gesture to claim you as theirs. A public display of "I'm in a relationship with this person." Especially relevant when you are in the early stages of dating, and one party isn't sure how they feel about the other, so it's incredibly uncomfortable and awkward.

"How was your date last night?" "It was alright, but she totally did a Forced Interlace on me! I tried to block her and tighten my hand up, but she was relentless... so we held hands the rest of the way to the train. Gah!"

by blah-blah-blah-di-da December 18, 2014

buckin fored

in other words fuckin bored

man teddy im buckin fored

by johnny bench August 6, 2007