flinkie

a mixture of Flea (who Evan wants) and a twinkie (what Evan eats).

"The Wooten's diggin' a flinkie right now"

by Dan October 8, 2003

Flucked

Your funny , fried , goofy

Bro y'all flucked

by Mostamazinghunaneveronearth November 29, 2016

fluke

A coincidence, luck

it was a sheer fluke that horse came in at all!

by jester May 1, 2003

Flank and Spank

When you're playing Gears of War, or any other online game, and you flank the enemy, and give a good ol' spank from your shotgun, or any other weapon of choice. Usually is a technical Flank and Spank if the enemy didn't even know you were there.

Respek: He doesn't even know I'm here...
Standing Freddy: Then give him the ol' Flank and Spank!

by Standing Freddy March 2, 2007

Fluck

An alternative way of swearing that also pays tribute to 1950s bombshell actress Diana Dors, who's original last name was Fluck. The word is always capitalized when written to signify this.

"You've gotta be Flucking kidding me, man"

"I'm all out of Flucks to Give about this"

"Fluckin' A!"

"Who gives a Fluck?"

"There will be zero Flucks given about that, bro"

by 50sManOutofTime February 1, 2020

blank flank

Someone who doesn't have anything that they are good at. Otherwise known as talentless.

Jeffery: Dang it, I got a F on my math test
Peter: Pfftt.....blank flank....
Jeffery: The fuck you say to me nigga?

by PeanutbutterPenis November 20, 2013

Fluck

Origin: The ancient Russian word "fluck" originated in the early 420's AD, during the Phillepe Dynasty. The duck was considered an extremely holy life form at this time, and due to the great amount of respect for these holy creatures, King Phillepe began to obsessively breed these animals inside of his enormous Russian compound. He began to notice a strange breeding pattern in which he later noted as "flucking", the extremely rare event in nature where a flock of wild ducks fuck together in an open area.

(v.) Flucking - When a flock of wild ducks fuck.
(n.) Fluck - The sight of flucking.
(v.) Flucked - When you are forced(raped) into a fluck by a duck or a flock of ducks.
(n.) Flucker - A living thing other than a duck(usually a human) that participates in flucks willingly.

"Whoaaa braaahh did you see all of that flucking going on at the pond earlier?"

"Fuck. That fucking flock of flucking ducks needs to fucking fly the fuck away and find another fucking place to fluck with other flocks of flucking ducks. Fluck me I hate flucks. Those fluckers."

"I was flucked yesterday... still picking feathers out of my ass."

by ZebraSeal May 15, 2014